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The Little Things

My son does his homework in my home office so last night I saw him struggle through a lot of it.  When he was finally done he stood up to go to bed and I said, "Ok, goodnight, I love you." and I leaned in to give him a kiss.

"Oh, ok." he said, leaning in for the kiss and then asked,  "You're not going to tuck us in?"

Because every night, I go into the room he shares with his brother and give them each a kiss good night. 

I thought I did it for me but it's nice to know they notice.

Technically Chipmunks aren't Carbs

Since Christmas I've basically become a carb eating machine.  Candy, sure, but bread, Oh!  And with butter, OF COURSE.  Just the thought of it makes my heart race.

That's the carbs.

I told my daughters this morning that I was going to start a carb detox today and that I would probably be biting the heads off of chipmunks by the time they got home.  But that that's okay because, hey, chipmunks aren't carbs!

I'm taking it as a testament to my parenting that they haven't thought enough about dieting to think that was funny.

 

 

And This Is Why You Shouldn't Play Doctor...

I took one of those Compound W "Freeze Your Wart Off" kits and used it to "freeze" off a skin tag on my back because I'm not a doctor but I play one on myself.

It turns out that "freeze" is really false advertising because it's cold as fuck but burns the shit out of whatever it touches, so now I have a cigarette size burn in the middle of my back. If anyone asks I'm going to tell them I got it in prison.

 

ANYWAY, it needs a bandaid but it's hard to doctor your own back so I lay down on my bed and asked my husband to change the bandaid and while he was down there, rub my feet. He changed the bandaid but then instead of the toe tug, he tickled my foot.  So, OF COURSE, I kicked, which was unfortunate because his groin was right at the line of fire.  And then when he bent over in distress, I realized I had kicked him so I moved my foot back and kicked him again in the face.

 

It's always exciting in my bedroom.