I took one of those Compound W "Freeze Your Wart Off" kits and used it to "freeze" off a skin tag on my back because I'm not a doctor but I play one on myself.
It turns out that "freeze" is really false advertising because it's cold as fuck but burns the shit out of whatever it touches, so now I have a cigarette size burn in the middle of my back. If anyone asks I'm going to tell them I got it in prison.
ANYWAY, it needs a bandaid but it's hard to doctor your own back so I lay down on my bed and asked my husband to change the bandaid and while he was down there, rub my feet. He changed the bandaid but then instead of the toe tug, he tickled my foot. So, OF COURSE, I kicked, which was unfortunate because his groin was right at the line of fire. And then when he bent over in distress, I realized I had kicked him so I moved my foot back and kicked him again in the face.
It's always exciting in my bedroom.
Oh, Kit - this made me laugh! I remember a time when my sister went to check if I happened to be asleep, so she tickled my feet - and I kicked, and managed to take off her braces (somehow, I did this without actually hurting her teeth at all, and, coincidentally, it was time for her to have her braces removed).
I had a wart on my right wrist (no snickers about what activities might have caused a wart in my primary hand), and I removed it with one of those freeze-kits. Dear god, that process sucked.
Posted by: DaddyRunsALot | March 04, 2019 at 10:03 AM
OK, so now I know how *not* to remove my skin tag.... Let me know if you find something that works well!
Posted by: Wolfger | March 05, 2019 at 03:02 PM