Oh, hey there, didn't I used to know you?

Sorry it's been a while.  It's sort of busy around here.  The kids are old.  Well, not old, that's me. Ha.

Anyway...

Yesterday was Halloween.  My oldest, FIFTEEN, didn't go trick or treating because he had crew practice until 7:30.  When he got home he proceeded to insult my mermaid costume.  #Rude.

At one point, people were walking by but they didn't come to the door.  "Why didn't they come to the door?" I asked. 

He looked me up and down, "Maybe because you scared them?" he offered.

"Don't be ridiculous," I answered, "what kind of a pansy is afraid of a mermaid?"  Then I paused and lunged at him while roaring as loud as I could.  He jumped a mile.  I'm pretty sure we both peed a little, but at least I was laughing.