It's 2pm on Tuesday and work is stressful as can be. I've been chasing a contract down all morning IMing this person and then that one while my boss checks in every 5 minutes as if her head is on fire.
So yeah, GREAT DAY!
Finally I got everything together and sent it to my customer and it was like that moment post-coital where the adrenaline is gone but the endorphins are raging and all you can think is, "GOD I NEED A CIGARETTE."
But I don't smoke so I ran down to the kitchen to grab a snack and my husband chose that moment to make a pass at me.
I looked at him uncomprehending for a bit and then said, "I CANNOT EVEN WITH WHAT YOU ARE SAYING."
Because I'm eloquent like that.
He walked quietly toward me, came up behind me and kissed me on the neck.
"JUST. NO." I told him.
"Come on," he said, "let me get you in the mood." and from behind me he reached up to cup my breast.
So I elbowed him as hard as I could in the solar plexis.
When he could breathe again he said, "What'd you do that for?"
"I thought I was pretty clear that I wasn't in the mood." I told him.
"That's because you didn't let me try!" he argued.
"Do you want to try again?" I offered, showing him my elbow.
"No." he said, rubbing his chest.
What is it with guys not understanding "JUST. NO." Is it that confusing a statement? I hear ya.
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Posted by: John | March 27, 2013 at 12:38 PM
But darling, if I'm as hard as your elbow . . .
Posted by: joeinvegas | March 27, 2013 at 01:22 PM
How many times has my wife resisted and I presist and she tells me when We finish, "I'm so Glad you didn't take NO for an answer."
If I took No or Resistance for an answer we would not have as many mutually enjoyed Experiences and Quiet a dull sex life! :-).
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