Football Fellatio

My family and I watched the Patriots game last night.  We let the kids stay up way past their bedtime to see the Pats make it to the Superbowl but once it became clear that they wouldn't we sent them to bed.

My husband and I always watch the games together and I am absolutely nauseated at the gratuitous way the announcers stroke Tom Brady.  "He's the best quarterback ever." They gush.

"If anyone can do it, it's Tom Brady." they giggle.

So last night after the kids had gone to bed and I could speak freely and Tom Brady threw an interception to end the game and the Patriot's season I said, "These guys are the choke masters!"

I added, "Tom Brady has been getting too many blow jobs from the announcers."

My husband joined in, "And too many from the second most beautiful woman in the world."

I paused, wondering who he thought the most beautiful woman was and then realizing, said, "Nice try but you're still not getting one."

He laughed.

Comments

[Lady Estrogen]

Still, his quick thinking is commendable ;)

[DaddyRunsALot]

That's some pretty impressive quick & creative thinking on his part, at least :-)

[joeinvegas]

Oh come on, that was a wonderful quick line he threw out there. He should have gotten some reward.