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December 05, 2012


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You. Speak. My. Words.


methinks the kings and queens of old had the right idea: separate bedrooms.

I'd douse him with the cup of water at Just The Right Moment.


Have you tried Dramamine?

Mrs. MidAtlantic

I would love twin beds like tv shows in the 50's and also my grandmother. No joke: twin beds in that house.


That is hilarious. Im so sorry, my husband likes to walk by the bed, and kinda smack into the side of it, so I wake up with a jolt.
I too think the separate bed thing was a great idea

Mary Beth

You have the patience of a saint. I probably would've kicked him at the very least. Or given him a present of lube that was actually glue... *cough*


So, why weren't you "helping" him with that? Then you would not have had to become seasick.


A foam mattress might be a wise investment.

Still - when "the need" finds its way to me, I find myself making up an excuse to sleep in the guest room.

Summer Davis

OH. MY. GOD. I would punch him in the dick!

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