Yesterday I was in the shower tending to some "personal grooming" with my leg in the air and a razor between my legs when I saw it... A white pubic hair.
I may have screamed.
Seriously people, I cannot be an old lady DOWN THERE.
What would I blog about?
I put my leg down, put the razor down, took a few deep breaths and realized what had to be done.
I hopped out of the shower - still soapy and wet and grabbed tweezers - and then I did the unthinkable - I plucked it.
People, I ALMOST lost consciousness it hurt so much. I cannot believe I once got a Brazilian.
Anyway, the situation has been resolved and I'm ready to move on with being in my sexual prime THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
But if it grows back I'm going to have to consider a little Clairol...
Aww.. you can still have fun with a little salt down there. I HOPE you will still have fun when you have a little salt down there... ;) I plan on reading this blog for years and years to come! :)
Posted by: The Borg Blog | November 16, 2012 at 09:41 AM
I got out of the shower the other day and noticed a gray chest hair. It wasn't just gray, it seemed to shine to call attention to itself as opposed to the million other hairs on me. (I'm part-Wookie.)
When I told my wife about it, she casually remarked that it matches on ones on my head. She's just smug because her gray hairs tend to blend into her red hair whereas mine stand out.
Posted by: TechyDad | November 16, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I have a good friend whose mother passed away many years ago. I never got to meet her, but have heard many fabulous stories. One of the best: When she would visit her hairdresser for her monthly "touch-up" (never called it coloring - but only her hairdresser knew for sure) she would ask for a little extra of the mixture to take home...or, as she so succinctly put it, "a batch for the snatch to match."
Posted by: Annie B | November 16, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I am 31. I have several white ones down there and have for a couple of years. It's depressing, but then, I got my first gray hair at 8.
Posted by: Anon for this one | November 16, 2012 at 01:04 PM
Well, uhm, I guess I never noticed. But maybe I will now...I feel like I am in that Bonnie Hunt movie where everyone is handed a mirror. Glad that is not possible. :-D. Happy the problem is solved. Sorry for your pain. Carry on.
Bye.
Posted by: Katybeth | November 16, 2012 at 02:37 PM
Forget Clairol! You don't need chemical burns on the vajayjay. (DO you really want to explain that one in the ER?)
If you need a touch up, try this. =)
http://www.bettybeauty.com/
Posted by: Killian | November 17, 2012 at 05:59 PM
Started getting them last year, not even 30 yet. Wonder if this would work: http://www.justformen.com/products/facialcolor/
Posted by: Cloudspretty | November 17, 2012 at 07:15 PM
Had the same freak out a few years ago but decided I already spend waaaaay too much money colouring my hair to even begin considering another dye regimen... but, disconcerting regardless. You sound like you survived it well :)
Posted by: Jenn | November 17, 2012 at 09:55 PM
Go back for the Brazillian look and don't worry about it.
Posted by: joeinvegas | November 19, 2012 at 01:46 PM
As you well know, I've started shaving my head for a plethora of reasons . . . the thing that sucks is that I need to take two passes over my dome with a razor. The first, when I rinse out the razor, looks like you might imagine a razor would look like after a bout with a dark-haired main. The second . . . well, it's pure white. Those white hairs, simply, do NOT want to leave their connection with my body.
And I commonly leave my beard just a little bit longer than I'd like it, because if I keep things really neatly trimmed, the gray hairs show prominently.
As far as the manscaping, I've been dealing with grays there since my 20's . . . I like to tell Mr. Happy that they're just badges of honor.
Posted by: DaddyRunsALot | November 20, 2012 at 09:41 AM
This is a possibility I have never considered. I'm going to take lie down now.
Posted by: Amy | November 25, 2012 at 10:32 AM