I'm writing this on Wednesday night about an hour before the biggest Powerball Jackpot EVER is drawn.
I have 5 tickets. Mostly because I forgot they had doubled the price to $2.
When I came home with the tickets my husband said, "If we win, I'm going to make love to you for an HOUR!"
At which point my sensitive parts quaked and thought, "OH NO! FRICTION!"
Despite what the Viagra commercials promise, I honestly don't think that I could deal with 60 straight minutes of "attention."
I'm more of a 7-AMAZING-minutes-and-1-good-night's-sleep kind of girl.
What about you?
Well, he didn't say it had to be one straight hour of "attention", did he? Maybe he meant 10 instances of 6 minutes of attention over just under 2 weeks.
Posted by: TechyDad | November 29, 2012 at 11:18 AM
the idea of one hour of "attention" scares the crap outta me and my lady bits. I had a friend tell me that everytime she and her husband have alone time it's AT LEAST two hours long. I repel at the thought. I honestly thought I would lose my woman card for having such a reaction.
Posted by: Likethewrap | November 29, 2012 at 02:35 PM
Or perhaps 60 days at a minute apiece?
Something called KY Lotion - reduces friction tremendously.
Posted by: joeinvegas | November 29, 2012 at 02:43 PM
An hour? Holy mother of OUCH. NO thanks.
That said, buy yourself one (or more) of these: http://www.lushusa.com/Massage-Bars/massage-bars,en_US,sc.html They smell amazing, can be used as regular moisturizer on dry skin, and they make the sexy time oh so much easier on the Bits. No more friction equals a much more tolerant me.
Otherwise, I'm with you. Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, OH, snuggle, snooze.
Posted by: Killian | November 29, 2012 at 05:33 PM
Hee hee. Again, the joys of being a dyke. An hour is just pure pleasure for us! ;) No worries of too much friction. Natural lube. It's all good!
Posted by: The Borg Blog | November 30, 2012 at 07:33 AM
Back in the day, a "quickie" was thirty minutes. Then it was an hour on average. And now ... its ... zerrrrooo. for him. Poor guy's spring was winding down. Of course, since I'm calling the shots now, he can join me and the silver egg, and we only take 2 minutes set on max.
Posted by: TheQueen | November 30, 2012 at 03:41 PM