A Very Serious Question

The key to a happy marriage is serious discourse.

As such, the husband and I have a running argument about the bathroom door.

I say that if you leave the bathroom in a toxic state you should CLOSE THE DOOR to prevent it from contaminating the entire house.

He says that if you leave the bathroom in a toxic state you should leave the door OPEN so that it can diffuse and avoid killing any unsuspecting people who follow you in there.

I say that a closed bathroom door is a WARNING in itself.

 

Comments

[Jeannette]

Forget the door, the real trouble starts at the seat. Close the lid, gents!

[Tyler H Jolley]

1) Start with the fart fan on and leave it on. 2) Courtesy flush 3) Febreeze 4) Announce to everyone, "Dont' go in there." It's called etiquette people.

[Debbie]

Keep door closed with fan running. Close lid.

[joeinvegas]

In our house if the door is closed it means someone is in there. But fan running, spray used, best that can be done.

[Sandy]

When I was growing up, my Dad would always light a match after a "toxic" episode. That smell of sulfur was an announcement to all as they got closer to the bathroom. And when the sulfur smell was gone, it was safe to enter!

[DaddyRunsALot]

Bathroom light off, door closed, fan on means "bathroom not-occupied but proceed with caution."

[Lisa]

Flush often. Use the fan. Light a candle. Air freshner--crucial if you are having a party. Your guests will thank you.

[jen @ keekoin]

CLose the door and open the window inside the bathroom. House Rules!!!!

[Apryl]

Get a bottle of Poo-pouri. You add a few drops to the bowl before the toxic event and after, if necessary. Saves everyone!

[Rob]

Turn the fan on and leave the door *mostly* closed - as in contacting the frame. Spray.

And no courtesy flushes. Do you really want to bathe your nethers in the spray that comes out of a toilet?
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/other-shows/videos/time-warp-toilet-flush.htm