Today is the last day of my beach vacation so I'm punting.
You know what to do.
I'll start.
Vacation ends today. Bought Lottery Ticket.
Your turn.
A twist: For every comment I receive today I will put $1 in the pot. At the end of tomorrow all of the money in the pot will be split between the 3 best 6 word story submissions! Tell your friends!
UPDATE: There were 41 comments before the deadline. Since $41 doesn't divide evenly into 3, I'm rounding up to $42.
The three winners were:
Kelly with: "Just married. Never wearing girdle again."
Stephanie with: "Milkman strikes again. Kids are handsome."
and
Chelle with: "Texted husband. Thought it was boyfriend."
Winners, please contact me to collect your prizes!
Thanks to everyone for participating.
Reduced Beer. Made Room For Booze.
Posted by: Rob | June 29, 2012 at 09:06 AM
Swat Cop's Shotgun Stolen. Security Fired.
Posted by: Rob | June 29, 2012 at 09:12 AM
Just married. Never wearing girdle again.
Posted by: Kelly | June 29, 2012 at 09:39 AM
Mommy just wanted a back rub.
& the sequel:
Daddy thought they used birth control.
Posted by: Cole | June 29, 2012 at 09:51 AM
I came. I saw. I tweeted.
Posted by: MikeTheRelic | June 29, 2012 at 09:58 AM
Beginning, middle, exiting part, the end.
Posted by: L.A. | June 29, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Long weekend road trip. See ya!
Posted by: ~Kristina | June 29, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream. Stat!
Posted by: Riayn | June 29, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Never bring vodka to a #wineparty.
Posted by: Rafe B | June 29, 2012 at 10:11 AM
No change, ma'am. I love you.
Posted by: Stephanie | June 29, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Kidneys! Children! Fresh on black market.
Posted by: Stephanie | June 29, 2012 at 10:26 AM
My heart's breaking. It's his fault.
Posted by: AZN | June 29, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Tired of writing. Taking weekend off.
Posted by: Jennifer Lind-Westbrook | June 29, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Milkman strikes again. Kids are handsome.
Posted by: Stephanie | June 29, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Screw you guys. I'm going home.
Posted by: Account Deleted | June 29, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Shitty day yesterday. Drink in today.
Posted by: Jess | June 29, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Won drinking contest. Where am I?
Posted by: Stephanie | June 29, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Insurance company screws up. Anger time.
Posted by: Clara | June 29, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Texted husband. Thought it was boyfriend.
Posted by: Chelle | June 29, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Mom's Summer survival kit. More Wine.
Posted by: Janice | June 29, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Six words bought a girl dinner.
Posted by: zzella | June 29, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Sigh. I could do this forever...
Posted by: Jenbug | June 29, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Okay, I'm officially in love with these 6-word stories! Here's a story out of 6-word stories!
Prologue:
Four Finger Freddy's Fantastic Fireworks Emporium!
Giggle! That is some awful advertisement.
Chapter1:
July 4th weekend: fireworks and booze!
Booze slushies for all! Even you.
Chapter 2:
Fireworks and booze: the perfect storm.
Have you seen my punk, punk?
Chapter 3:
Wait for it... wait for it!
And that's how it's done, bitches!
Chapter 4:
Holy shit snacks! Where's my finger?
It was all fun and games.
Epilogue:
It sounded like a good idea.
Hey, can I get your digits?
Posted by: Jenbug | June 29, 2012 at 11:29 AM
50 Shades of Grey: Siri's delight!
Posted by: dadsmutt | June 29, 2012 at 12:45 PM
lovely friday afternoon, must buy vodka.
Posted by: elaine | June 29, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Juice fasting. I could eat my desk.
Posted by: Kyoodle | June 29, 2012 at 04:07 PM
Glen Hansard at The Beacon tonight!!
Posted by: Sully27 | June 29, 2012 at 04:44 PM
Week from HELL. Happy Hour, FINALLY!
Posted by: MillenialMonstr | June 29, 2012 at 04:47 PM
Home hotter than London. Go back?
Posted by: Melissa | June 29, 2012 at 04:55 PM
One year later: America, back home.
Posted by: Jes | June 29, 2012 at 05:18 PM
Falling in love with him again.
Posted by: Sarah | June 29, 2012 at 06:52 PM
Picked up our daughter in Ethiopia.
Posted by: Smartygirl42 | June 29, 2012 at 07:03 PM
School's out. Kids yay, parents boo.
Posted by: B.V. | June 29, 2012 at 07:35 PM
Summer nanny job. Lifetime birth control.
Posted by: B.V. | June 29, 2012 at 07:37 PM
Worked 57 hours. One kindergartener. Exhausted.
Posted by: B.V. | June 29, 2012 at 07:39 PM
Hot as Hell. Grass is brown.
Posted by: Gwynne | June 29, 2012 at 07:41 PM
Loving live... But not right now.
Posted by: J | June 29, 2012 at 09:11 PM
Loving life... That's what it was....
Posted by: J | June 29, 2012 at 09:13 PM
On-call, pina colada, relaxation, treat yourself.
Posted by: Gabbi | June 29, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Volunteered dogsitting. Three sleepy dogs tonight.
Posted by: Patricia @cookingchem | June 29, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Wedding's tomorrow. Bride kills groom's mom?
Posted by: Emily | June 29, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Too many phonecalls. Not enough vodka.
Posted by: The UDG | June 30, 2012 at 12:09 AM
I do reviews of blow jobs.
Posted by: Jeff Clough | June 30, 2012 at 12:35 AM
I am still in my pajamas
Posted by: classicalblunder | June 30, 2012 at 12:38 AM
Taking kids to Pink Floyd concert.
Posted by: donna | June 30, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Blogging Dangerously readers can all count!
Posted by: Rob | June 30, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Holy Shit your Captcha is hard.
Posted by: Rob | June 30, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Family Vacation. Is it over yet?
Posted by: Domesticated Gal | June 30, 2012 at 01:20 PM
One last kiss began all this.
Posted by: Elizabeth Anne | June 30, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Cleaned house all day. Now sleep.
Posted by: Sandra | July 02, 2012 at 12:37 AM