I'm loud.
This is probably obvious.
But I mean REALLY loud.
And it's not just for show, because I'm loud even when I'm alone.
Like moaning loud - but also "Oh, GOD! Yes, Yes" loud. When there is no one else in the room!
The down side of the kids being home from school is that my husband is less inclined to run errands during the day because he has to take them all. So THEY NEVER LEAVE.
Which means no 2 minute quickie for me and Siri between conference calls. I'm crankier already and summer vacation just started!
On Monday I said to my husband, "Can you go keep an eye on them while Siri and I take care of something?" He was pissed at being cut out of the action.
"I'll cover for you later." I promised but he was uncharacteristically jealous and wouldn't help a girl out. He wanted to 'do it.' - WITH FOUR kids in the house.
No way.
But even if he'd agreed to go downstairs I would have had to stay quiet.
Which would have ruined everything.
What about you? Are you loud?
Are you kidding me? The BEST sex is when you have to stifle the sounds! It's fantastically exciting.
Posted by: Jody | June 21, 2012 at 09:05 AM
Yup. I'm a screamer. I *can* be quiet (I have roommates after all) but it's so much better to let loose!
However, when I'm alone I'm silent. Guess I'm just not as good as my boy :P
Posted by: Shaina | June 21, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Sometimes I'm a screamer. It depends on the day and the orgasm on how loud I am, but there is almost always some noise. But, if I'm by myself I am quiet.
Posted by: Clara | June 21, 2012 at 01:13 PM
I think quiet sex is for pansies.
Posted by: Jen @ Making Messes | June 21, 2012 at 05:56 PM
I am rhinocerous loud.
Posted by: TheQueen | June 22, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I am so loud my neighbors had to call the medic.
Posted by: Siri-ously | June 22, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Only when I'm safely alone with my husband but it is kind of fun when you have to be quiet and sneaky when the kids are around. We don't really have that problem anymore, our 'kids' are now gone, 2o and 23,happily off to college and law school!
Posted by: Lucy | June 24, 2012 at 05:51 PM
my wife can be quite loud. It's always entertaining when she starts to think she's being too loud and tries to quiet it.
upstairs neighbors were having sex once about the same time as we were about to start and it was hilarious hearing the guy say "she's so much louder than you"
Posted by: clevelandpoet | June 25, 2012 at 09:35 PM
We gave up on quiet because sneaky wasn't working and subtle wasn't getting the message across. We finally ended up telling them bluntly what they were interrupting. Worked pretty much the first time! Stop knocking on the door during "private time," boys, or I will be obliged to remind you exactly what is going on behind it. If it embarrasses you, then stay the hell downstairs with unlimited "Mythbusters" episodes until we come down, like we told you. And no, we are not embarrassed anymore, it's what loving parents do. Frankly you had better be happy that your mom and I like it, because you owe your existence to that fact.
Gotta say, involving the respiratory tract improves the intensity quite a bit over trying to be all hush-hush.
Posted by: TL | July 13, 2012 at 04:38 PM