A: Time to get a new car.
I was reminded of this today when I got home from the store and noticed a man walking his dog past my house. It was a gorgeous - but ENORMOUS - chocolate lab.
But the really amusing thing was that his owner was carrying a full sized snow shovel on their walk. It's 1 mile around my neighborhood and I have to imagine there was a reason he was carrying the shovel - but the only one that comes to mind is that he was going to use it to shovel the dog's poop.
And all I could think was, "Dude, if that dog poops that big, it's time to get a lapdog."
I tried to get a picture after they passed me but the guy kept turning around as if he knew what I was thinking.
Thank God for little dogs. I just let the poop lay. It's good for the grass, right?
Posted by: Michele | March 29, 2012 at 09:10 PM
That's crazy! I can't handle that much poop!
Posted by: Erin | March 29, 2012 at 10:57 PM
I would have loved to have seen that picture!
Posted by: Sandy | March 30, 2012 at 12:12 PM
That's the only thing I'd be able to picture, as well . . . and now, I won't be able to look at any large dog without thinking that the owner should be carrying around a snow shovel.
Posted by: John | March 30, 2012 at 01:41 PM
THAT is why I love my two toy poodles! They have backyard access to deposit they're mini candy bar size poops which magically disappear when it rains. My German Shepherd mix (about 50lbs) is a stealth pooper. I say that b/c I've never seen him go in the 3 years we've had him or his pile. I'm not complaining and he seems healthy, but it makes me wonder sometimes if he's a 10lb dog with 40lbs of partially digested dog food in there somewhere.
Posted by: Hollie | March 30, 2012 at 07:32 PM