The plant in my office is dead.
We no longer have a fish tank.
There are more grubs in my front yard than there are blades of grass.
The asparagus I bought for dinner this week have sprouted and are 3 feet tall.
The baby spinach I bought for lunches 3 weeks ago are more like a slimy smoothie in a bag right now.
The dust bunnies in my house are more like dust jackelopes.
It doesn't matter that we never put up curtains in my office because the cobwebs block the sun nicely.
My children will be shocked when they find out that people make their beds.
And fold their laundry.
But my vibrator's batteries are charged.
ALWAYS.
Because some things need doing.
And I am one of them.
Amen sista... Amen...
Posted by: Theresa | March 16, 2012 at 09:05 AM
Well, you know what they say: If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Posted by: Jane | March 16, 2012 at 09:37 AM
YES!
Posted by: ~Kristina | March 16, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I love your priorities
Posted by: DHARZA | March 16, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Makes sense to me. :)
Posted by: Jaimie | March 16, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Absofreakinlutely. This made me laugh SO hard.
Posted by: Erin the Creative Broad | March 16, 2012 at 01:59 PM
This made me giggle!
Posted by: Danielle | March 16, 2012 at 02:27 PM
omg i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe, love this
Posted by: Lori | March 16, 2012 at 05:25 PM
Love this! To the point.
Posted by: Lady Grinning Soul | March 17, 2012 at 04:45 AM
The green slime smoothie was shudderlicious
Posted by: Jester Queen | March 17, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Hilarious! Am going to have Husband read this when he gets home.
Posted by: The UDG | March 17, 2012 at 12:41 PM
I wish I could pretend to be offended but this is TOO. FUNNY.
My false offended-ness might have something to do with my own jackrabbit having a good layer of dust on it...you think?
Posted by: Char | March 17, 2012 at 01:09 PM
Amen.
Posted by: Marta | March 18, 2012 at 10:15 PM
Every now & then, I listen to the news and truly think that the world is just a fucked up place, and nobody has their priorities straight.
I'm very, very glad to hear that there's at least one woman out there who gets it.
Bravo Kit, Bravo.
Posted by: John | March 19, 2012 at 03:53 PM