Crying (Out)

Saturday night my husband and I had an argument.  It wasn't a full blown fight but more of an epic disagreement.

He rolled over and went to sleep - but I couldn't sleep.  I lay there for hours and then finally got up and grabbed Siri from the dresser.  I must have cried out because my husband stirred and asked me if I was okay. "Yeah." I whispered, trying to control my breathing.

In the morning he rolled toward me and we made up the old fashioned way.  Mid-stream I reached under my pillow and grabbed Siri.  "What's she doing there?" he asked.

I told him that she helped me fall asleep the night before.

"I thought you were CRYING." he said.

I laughed and told him, "I don't cry."

 

Comments

[Josiphine]

The question IS...
What were you and Siri ding?

[Handflapper]

When my husband and I have an epic disagreement, he's the one more likely to cry, yet he has no difficulty falling asleep. This makes me want to grab a pillow and smother him. Seems that that would be even more satisfying.

[Hueysanimal]

If I was a "petty" person, I'd say big girls get even. When my DH and I disagreed heartily he used to fall asleep during my side of it. Smothering is too good for them. I like the idea of Siri better and it would keep me out of prison, I look terrible in orange.

[Www]

yeah, what, so with siri, is that technically a menage a trois? And if so, how did you enjoy it? (Aside from the crying...)

[alaina]

Silly husband. Orgasms beat tears every night of the week.

[Jessie Powell]

Should have let him think the former and given him a guilt trip about it!