Last week I wrote a lengthy and loving missive about my husband with both cookies as the metaphor and the real life implement of love and a happy marriage.
Many of you wrote to tell me that you thought we were "adorable." I thought so too.
Until today, when I realized it was all a lie.
I reached into the dark recesses of my life the cupboard to pull out muffin liners (exactly!) and what did I find?
He's been smuggling gingersnaps!
He is getting NOTHING for Valentine's Day!
Bastard. You need to make revenge cookies. And eat them alone.
Posted by: Kat | February 12, 2012 at 09:15 PM
LOL! That sounds just like my husband! Except that his choice cookies would be Nutter Butters:)
Happy Valentine's to both of you:)
Posted by: Lana | February 12, 2012 at 09:58 PM
Mine has a Thin Mint problem. As in he won't share.
Posted by: Mandie | February 12, 2012 at 10:01 PM
My kids stole my gingersnaps today. I'm lucky enough my hubby doesn't really like sweets.
Posted by: Brea | February 12, 2012 at 10:13 PM
I've just discovered my whole family is into food hiding/hoarding. Creepy. Too bad I'm the only one who knows where everything is.
Posted by: Michele | February 12, 2012 at 10:52 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh MAN The SNEAKY FOOL. Did he REALLY think he could put one over on you?
Posted by: Jessie Powell | February 12, 2012 at 11:10 PM
I never know where you're going with these posts! That's what I love about your blog. :)
Posted by: Deanna Ogle | February 12, 2012 at 11:33 PM
I guess you better get some more batteries for Carmen...
Posted by: Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity | February 13, 2012 at 02:39 AM
Sounds like Siri is going to have a truly wonderful Valentine's Day, though...
Posted by: John | February 13, 2012 at 08:14 AM
Mine always adds cajun and pepper to everything I make before he even tastes it. Even when I TELL him I already added fucking cajun and pepper. Bastards, all of them.
Posted by: EJ | February 13, 2012 at 09:08 AM
For me, what's worse is when my husband DOESN'T eat cookies. Then I have to blame their entire disappearance on me. ;(
Posted by: Janene | February 13, 2012 at 10:11 AM
you should hide them on him...
Posted by: DHARZA | February 13, 2012 at 02:56 PM
My husband does this with Oreos. DOUBLE-STUFF Oreos. Seriously, I think I have a better case against mine than your ginger snap hoarding hubby. (Sorry, the boxed ones just aren't that good to me.)
Posted by: Karen | February 13, 2012 at 02:57 PM
Don't tell anyone but I hid 2 boxes of girlscout cookies back in the freezer..I might need a reminder on this in a couple months when I realize there's missing boxes..
Posted by: Coffee Lovin' Mom | February 13, 2012 at 07:47 PM