A few weeks ago, my besties at Eden Fantasys asked me if I would be interested in trying out the new UMA vibe by Je Joue and I thought, "Meh, I have A LOT of vibrators. Maybe not."
And then I thought, "Wait, what? DUH." and I replied to them saying, "YES PLEASE!"
Aside: Recently a friend asked me what method/vessel I use for securing my vibrators from the prying eyes of children and while I had FABULOUS ideas for her, the truth is that at the time I was just keeping them in the top drawer of my chesser. (It's a dresser that's as tall as a chest and uber cool.)
Of course, I also keep some costume jewelry in the same chesser drawer and my rapidly growing daughter has seen me reach into that drawer and pull out jewels so less than 24 hours after my friend asked me how I secure my "unmentionables" I was slamming the chesser drawer on my daughter's fingers and stammering at her to go brush her teeth, stay away from my jewelry and when the HECK did you get so tall darnit?
So the next day I went to TJMaxx and bought one of those pretty photo boxes, culled the vibrator supply and moved them to the top of my closet.
Except, y'all I am not super tall so I kept a small one in the chesser, hidden in a box. I wish I could tell you that it was Carmen Electra because she is my only love, but the truth is that it wasn't. You see, her batteries died and I have been too lazy to go downstairs and replace them because Siri, while a little larger than I would like, is rechargeable and apparently I'm lazier than I am picky.
Note to husband.
But I digress...
So Eden Fantasys sent me Uma.
Which reminds me of ANOTHER tangent... My same friend who asked about "where do I hide my vibrators" also told me that when she first started purchasing phallic shaped appliances she was careful never to buy one with more girth than her husband out of loyalty.
What do you think about that?
Back to Uma...
This is Uma...
Isn't she pretty?
I have to admit - I'm really not much for penetration with a vibrator. My husband is pretty good at his job and when he's not around I don't have the dexterity to keep all that action going and orgasm at the same time but my husband has been enjoying the experimentation lately so I was all for trying it. I figure anything that inspires him has got to be good for me too.
And I was right.
UMA has the coolest charger (yep, another rechargeable!) it just magnetically attaches to her so there's nothing to actually "Plug in."
(Can someone please tell me why I think that all vibrators are female?)
It charges VERY FAST (which is good, because my husband was in NO MOOD to wait!)
The surface is very smooth and completely seamless.
The buttons are simple to operate and the vibrator glows while you're using it so you can see the buttons.
I let my husband "drive" in the beginning which was great to get us both ready. Then when it was his turn to join the fun we put Uma between us.
His review, "You're whole body vibrated!"
Yeah, it was that good.
Bottom line: If you're looking for a rechargeable vibrator, expect to pay about $100 or more. At $109.99 Uma is great for penetration and/or external stimulation and she definitely won't have more girth than your husband. She's a great place to start!
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Disclosure: EdenFantasys.com provided the UMA for my use but the opinions and completely random tangents are mine alone. I was not paid for this post.
When you say you put un between you, how does that work? I'm looking for something that my wife and I can use together.
Posted by: matty | January 06, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Learned an important lesson today. I read this post and was "inspired". Took a little "break" from writing, in my tiny office on the first floor of our house. At dinner, my DH told me he'd come to the window of my tiny office during the afternoon (while outside doing manly stuff) to tell me how much he loves me, but I wasn't there. Could have been either awkward or delicious!
Posted by: MikesCandy | January 06, 2012 at 07:15 PM
I am thirty-one years old and have never owned a vibrator. Clearly I am missing out.
Posted by: Stacey | January 06, 2012 at 09:15 PM
I've been disappointed in the charge times of the rechargeables...to the point where I'd kind of given up on them for playtime...but this sounds like the phallus-shaped industry finally has found out a secret or two. Thanks!
Posted by: John | January 07, 2012 at 01:26 PM
Wait, you mean if I make enough noise while I'm... blogging, people will give me pretty toys to play with?
This one sounds like one for the collection, for certain.
Posted by: BiancaNoire | January 09, 2012 at 03:04 PM