Siri vs. Siri

As most of you know, this is Siri:

But what you may NOT know, is that this is also Siri:

The first Siri is made by Apple and she is very glamourous but not overly sophisticated.  She will talk to you, but she can't understand you.  For example:

The second Siri is made by Lelo.  She doesn't say much, but what she says is earth shaking.  She really knows how to reach you.

I brought both Siri's to Cincinnati last week.  I left one of them on the Avis counter.  They were both an important part of my trip.

And they're both fully rechargeable - but that's where the similarities end.

Apple's Siri retails for $199, Lelo's for $99.  Apple's siri is cold and hard, Lelo's is soft and warm.

"They both vibrate," you argue?  Well sure, but not when it counts.

If you were stranded on a desert island, which Siri would you choose?

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Disclosure: EdenFantasys provided Lelo's Siri for my review - but they didn't make me fall in love with her - Siri did that all by herself.  Seriously, she is so low maintenance compared to my beloved Carmen Electra (whose batteries always seem to die at the most inconvenient times) that I may be forced to start my own reality show, SisterVibes.  Siri is slightly larger than I like in a clitoral vibrator but the vibrations are fully adjustable from a whisper to a roar, there are more vibration rhythms than I can ever imagine needing and her lighted buttons are easy to use - even in the dark. 

She's a definite keeper - now if she could just learn how to play Words With Friends!

 

Comments

[Ginger]

Technically, there is a vibrating app for the iphone...

[The Redneck Princess]

I totally need one of those, seriously...the second one not the first one :) I already have a new phone :)

[Aimee]

I know a woman named Siri. She's already sick of the iPhone jokes. I don't think I'll bring up the "other" Siri to her...

[crazyassmomma]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i think i need to get that 2nd siri.....

[Gurukarm (@karma_musings)]

Do you know, by the way, that the word Siri means "great"? Guess both versions are living up to the billing, in their own ways... ;-)

[buzzvibe]

SisterVibes. I would so watch that.

[John]

Um, I'd watch Sister Vibes.

I'm thinking the issue with the size is that a decent, rechargeable battery has a minimum size -- if you need to ensure, say, 20-25 minutes per go . . . if you throw in differing speeds & stuff like that, you'll really affect the life. So, the thing needs to be a little bigger - at least for now. It's about time the sex-toy industry lead the charge for nanoelectronics.

[A Morning Grouch]

But only one will make you completely sweat while in the security line at the airport with your boss.

[Paxochka]

Sigh. I still want my own Carmen.