Sex Homework: Mix It Up

Between travelling and being just unbelievably exhausted there hasn't been much bumping uglies in my house lately.

Travelling to Miami and back in the past 48 hours has my nose running like a faucet so I'm not sure what the sex forecast is for the weekend but I'm going to give it my best shot.

I figure if we switch positions so there's no chance that I can cough on him during the deed, I might stand a chance.

So that's your assignment for the weekend too...

I'm sure you have your favorite position but every once in a while it's nice to mix it up a bit - try something new - or old, as the case may be.

If you're the missionary type, work in a little spooning.  If you're more of the doggie style type, try it standing up.

For heaven's sake don't INJURE yourself but try to spice things up.

If you DO injure yourself, remember that the euphemism for "It happened during sex." is "I was helping my friend move furniture."

Have fun!

Comments

[Coffee Lovin' Mom]

We will try not to hold you accountable for injuries incurred...

[Liz]

I have never been able to get standing up sex to work. How do people accomplish this? I must have a defective vagina or it's off kilter or something. haha.

[D]

"i was helping a friend move furniture" and I got pregnant. LMAO

[hpretty]

"bump uglies" that's a new one on me. LOL

M2M

[Tracy@TheComfortZone]

Cough or sneeze. He will be pleasantly surprised.

[Mayor Gia]

Hahaha. Variety is the spice of life! Just remember to stretch beforehand. It's not sexy, but its effective.

[Kelly]

My fiance is 6'6" I'm 5'4"- standing doesn't work....but we mixed it up! ;)

[John]

How's about "not doing the sex" for "doing the sex" for mixing it up?

Um, there was a reason I didn't attend #wineparty on Friday night :-)