I Was REALLY Creative When I Wasn't SO FREAKING TIRED

I dated this guy in college who thought he was ALL THAT in bed.  The truth is he was pretty darn good but his arrogance made me a little insecure.

One night I decided that I was going to show him a thing or two so I took the ice cube tray out of my dorm fridge, put the miniscule icecubes into a bowl and invited him over.  When he got there I turned out the lights, put the melting icecubes into my mouth and kissed him - everywhere.

He liked it.

A LOT.

I wish I could tell you that it solved the power struggle in our relationship.  It didn't.

Once he told me, "Sex with you isn't as good because with every other woman I've ever been with I could control myself and make it last - but with you, I can't."

My response: "If that's your definition of good sex, I'd like to keep having bad sex, please."

And so we did.  And we were really creative - even though we had to work around roommates and parents and other such obstacles.

Now my husband and I have an entire house to ourselves for several hours a day and we can barely fit in missionary a couple times a week - nevermind erotic escapades and chandelier surfing.

As soon as my youngest goes to college (in 15 years *sob*) I'm going to take a LONG, LONG nap and then have lots and lots of really *BAD* sex, on the rocks.

 

Comments

[Holly]

Instead of waiting 15 years, just ship the kids off to grandma's for a week!

[Carol]

I wonder how many of us are going to try the ice cube thing tonight......

[The Mrs.]

Wait. You are having sex a couple times a WEEK? I am barely alive to do it once a month! DAMN KIDS!!!

[Mildred Ratched]

Sounds like we might have had bad sex with the same guy! LOL

[Summer Breeze]

thats funny... he says that was bad sex, my fiance says thats why he LOVES sex with me.. cuz it feels so good he has trouble controlling himself...

and Carol, its awesome :)if you havent played with ice cubes i recommend as well!

[ThatAvonGal]

I just started reading your blog, and I love it! Let me tell you that my youngest just turned 17, is the only kid still at home, and has become more independent, going out with friends, etc., which gives me and hubby more time alone. We are really enjoying having more "quality time" together, if you know what I mean! So, it may seem like a long time from now (when your youngest goes to college), but it WILL happen! And, by the way, we're not spring chickens anymore -- he's 45 and I'm 53!