My sons are both playing Pop Warner football. Last week one of the coaches gave them a lesson in trash talk.
"When you're on the line," he told them, "You want to knock the other guy off his game, rattle him. So you tell him he smells funny, or that he has bad breath."
The next time the kids lined up my boys squared up against each other. As all 22 boys were standing there waiting for the whistle, my younger son called out to my older boy, "HEY,"
"Yeah?" my older son called back.
"Your momma's ugly."
I wasn't there but my husband told me that all 22 boys fell over laughing.
That's adorable!
Posted by: Tea | September 12, 2011 at 08:27 AM
Your kids crack me up - they have the best sense of humor! I hope the other kids were laughing because the idea of you ugly? RIDICULOUS!
Posted by: Mrs. MidAtlantic | September 12, 2011 at 08:49 AM
hahaha
i've been helping my aunt with computer stuff bc she had LASIK eye surgery and can't see well. her 6 year-old daughter wanted me to play with her and i told her i had to help her mom bc she can't see the computer. the 6 year-old replied, "But I saw mommy using the computer all day yesterday."
Posted by: Whitney Soup | September 12, 2011 at 12:24 PM
*died* That is fantastic!
Posted by: Harmony | September 12, 2011 at 12:29 PM
I just died laughing at this!! Hilarious!!!
Posted by: Nicollette | September 12, 2011 at 02:00 PM
Oh mercy! Oh my stars, I NEEDED that laugh out loud moment.
Thank you!
Posted by: Jamie C | September 12, 2011 at 07:12 PM
My youngest daughter (4) told me today "Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a big fat princess...just like YOU"
Thanks kid...
Posted by: Karinna | September 12, 2011 at 08:36 PM
Nice! Gotta love a boy's sense of humor
Posted by: Coffee Lovin' Mom | September 12, 2011 at 08:40 PM
Hysterical!
Posted by: Kristine (Mommy Needs Therapy) | September 12, 2011 at 08:59 PM
Love it!
Posted by: marie jones | September 12, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Omg warn a person not to have anything in their mouth before they read that post!! Must dash for a tinkle now PMSL Soooo much
Posted by: Kat Caldwell | September 12, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Oh that is too funny! Priceless, too.
Posted by: Paulette | September 13, 2011 at 08:38 AM
Thank you for making me laugh. I so just laughed out loud...for real! It's a good morning!
Posted by: Truthful Mommy | September 13, 2011 at 08:54 AM
That's truly incredible - I'm curious if the younger knew the implications of what he was saying at the time. I'm guessing he was (had to be) repeating something said to him.
Because we don't know what you look like, but know your general workout schedule, I think we can all be assured that you're far from ugly :-p
Posted by: John | September 13, 2011 at 09:56 AM
lol, hilarious
Posted by: Marta | September 13, 2011 at 02:47 PM
HOLY CRAP BATMAN!! Too funny!
Posted by: Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity | September 15, 2011 at 02:35 AM