I dropped a knife.
My husband jumped. "Are you trying to get rid of me?" he asked, accusingly.
"If I were trying to get rid of you," I answered, "I would cook you steak wrapped in bacon and covered in chocolate and let you eat yourself into oblivion."
He looked at me. "Mmm." he finally said, "Bacon."
Mmm...chocolate. ;-)
Posted by: Susan, Super Earthling | September 14, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Now, we are ALL Hungry, Damn it! BTW:Why do you have a decent recipe with for those ingredients? I have rubbed coffee,chocolate (beans) & spices into a steak , but never considered Bacon! You may have Started Something!
Posted by: yknot | September 14, 2011 at 12:22 PM
yeah, still can't tell if you like your hubbie or not haha
you 2 seem fun to watch
Posted by: Whitney Soup | September 14, 2011 at 01:19 PM
Ahhh... I'd be 1/2 annoyed and 1/2 fighting back laughter.
My husband takes the "teachings" of Family Guy into his every day life - it's very sad.
Posted by: Lady Estrogen | September 14, 2011 at 06:07 PM
seriously, men & their bacon. It's hardwired into their DNA to ignore anything that directly follows that word. lol
Posted by: Jaimie | September 14, 2011 at 09:54 PM
My husband has a photo of bacon on his desktop. The caption reads: "Bacon. That is all."
Men.
Posted by: Kim @ CoffeePotChronicles | September 14, 2011 at 11:43 PM
It's BACON! LOL my hubs is forever saying that when he hears the word bacon, sees or smells bacon.... :p
Posted by: Paulette | September 15, 2011 at 12:39 AM
Dude, EVERYTHING'S better with bacon.
And cheese.
And a bottle of Patron Silver.
Don't you know this already?
Posted by: Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity | September 15, 2011 at 02:27 AM
So it took him a few nanoseconds to do a quick comparison on the relative merits. You could just as well threaten him with a heart attack from excess nookie.
(Best not tell him about bacon chocolate bars...)
Posted by: TL | July 13, 2012 at 06:52 AM