I worked from the beach yesterday. My husband told me that after he dropped my youngest off at school he would meet me there for a rendezvous.
I told him that I would be unable to accomodate him on account of being "indisposed."
"But," I added, "I'd love to go for a walk on the beach with you."
"Okay" he agreed.
He never showed.
As I was packing up to go home, he called.
"I thought you were going to come over for a walk." I said, "Or did you change your mind after I said I wouldn't have sex with you?"
"I'm all about the sex." he answered.
"Wow." I told him. "I've been in this situation before but I've never had anyone be so honest about it."
He's been backpedaling all night.
Just smack him. You will feel better.
Posted by: BigMamaCass | September 13, 2011 at 03:11 PM
Yeah... sometimes you just don't want *such* an honest answer!
Posted by: MrsMidAtlantic | September 13, 2011 at 03:33 PM
perhaps, you should let him read my post about my "shark week" and then he could know how truly lucky he is that no sex is the only issue with you being "indisposed" LOL
Men, I swear they've all been dropped on their heads!
Posted by: Truthful Mommy | September 13, 2011 at 04:50 PM
Typical! I hope you've been making him sweat as he backpedals for his life (and by "making him sweat" I mean not in the fun way - for him)!
Posted by: Kez | September 13, 2011 at 11:34 PM
Ha! Men never cease to amaze me with their lack of tact and filters...especially hubbies...mine once cooked dinner, lit candles, and turned on some tunes to surprise me when I get home from work then when he found out I was "a little tired" that evening he got up took a poop and went to bed...music still playing...sigh...they juat don't get it.
Posted by: ManWifeDog | September 13, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Nothing a swift right hook wouldn't solve ;)
Posted by: Annie | September 14, 2011 at 03:20 AM
do you like your hubbie? i can't tell from this post.. he seems funny though
Posted by: Whitney Soup | September 14, 2011 at 08:16 AM
I agree with the smacking. I think its well deserved. I might just smack my hubby in ur honor... lol
Posted by: Jaimie | September 14, 2011 at 09:53 PM
Men are so bloody stupid!
I say you cut him off for a week and flaunt Carmen's wonderful attributes.
THAT'LL teach him.
Posted by: Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity | September 15, 2011 at 02:29 AM
That really, really is a shame . . . there's really nothing better than an isolated walk along the beach . . . and the things that might lead to said walk at the end of the day.
Posted by: John | September 16, 2011 at 03:32 PM