I should pay you people to comment more often! Some of the comments for this contest were the funniest I've ever gotten. I'm going to highlight some of them but I suggest you go read the feed here.
From Schadenfreude Warehouse:
I need more of a "lift" and less of a "job". I'd still like to run or jog without beating myself to death. But that's just me.
From Suzanne:
When I was a flat chested teen and requested a boob job, my dad said "We'll just do one and see how you like it" I declined.
From Jennifer:
Mine point northeast and southwest. Guess I need to find a guy with a lazy eye.
From Kat:
What did one boob say to the other? If we don't get some support around here, people are going to start thinking we are nuts! mwahahahahahaha
There are tons of other hilarious comments but DH just went to bed and he's pretty pissed at all of you right now that I'm not with him.
So let's make this quick...
I realized as the comments started coming in that I didn't say whether you should comment on the "Giveaway post" or the "Midget post" so I counted up the comments in both and then used Random.org to choose a winner.
The winner is #264 Kate:
I've never been to #wineparty (because I'm not on Twitter) but I love your blog! I would also love an ipad!
Congratulations Kate! And THANKS to everyone who entered!
DAMN!
Posted by: AliciasBusyMind | August 09, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Thats what I said Alicia! I only missed it by one!
Posted by: Boreal | August 09, 2011 at 02:37 PM
Congratulations to Kate! (I have an iPad2...got it for my birthday, and love it!)
I love your giveaways Kit, the comments are always a hoot! :D
Posted by: cath | August 09, 2011 at 09:45 PM