To be clear we are absolutely NOT talking about MY mom. That would be WRONG.
Although my mom DOES deserve a little battery operated happiness.
But not from me.
Because that would be WRONG.
And if she got something like that. And we spoke about it. And she mentioned it again?
I would have to stab my ears for hearing it.
And my eyes for good measure.
But Alena's mom?
She is TOTALLY FAIR GAME.
Friday night at #wineparty I decided to give away some of the Blogher Sex Toy swag that I had procured.
Because I left the Therapeutic Heating pads for the cleaning staff at the Marriott but I brought LUGGED the extra vibrators home (through TSA, FYI) for you.
I had two to giveaway. I gave them both away but then my friend's mom started talking to me on Twitter and it was too good to pass up.
So I decided that even if I have to pay for it myself, my friend's mom - in ALABAMA - will be receiving a double-A powered friend.
And YES, I will ask her to do a review.
Because that's the kind of friend I am.
Now please don't tell my mom.
OMGoodness! That is too funny! I might have to stab my ears if she does a review!
Posted by: Cam | August 17, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Well since I am the mom in Alabama.......I will be re-gifting it. Alena always said TMI when she would see certain things in our bedroom growing up. No sense of humor, that girl. I will send it to her for a special occasion so she can broaded her horizons. After all my son-in-law is the one that goes away more often. And since there is still fire in the stove in Alabama, why mess with something with Double A batteries. Such kids play!! :)
Posted by: alenasmom | August 17, 2011 at 05:16 PM
I think alenasmom might be hinting for something rechargeable. Or non-vibrating. ;)
Posted by: buzzvibe | August 18, 2011 at 07:47 AM
I have sudden thoughts about the "electric ear clinger" scene from Parenthood.
And I'm right there with you - I'm all about people having fun and getting off, be it with battery-powered assistance or with each other, and talking about it. And this is true for all adults in my life, except my mother.
Posted by: John | August 18, 2011 at 08:12 AM
This is the most awesome post, ever.
Posted by: Emily | August 18, 2011 at 11:20 AM
I always miss the hot giveaways. Grrr
M2M
Posted by: hpretty | August 27, 2011 at 12:53 PM