Me: Can you recycle these batteries, please?
Him: Sure.
Me: You know, my vibrator is kind of like a Phoenix - she dies and then I change her batteries and she is reborn.
Him: You're tapped.
Me: I thought she was broken yesterday. I changed the batteries - they were dying - but she still didn't work.
Him: Women are like that, sometimes you have to fiddle with them to get them turned on.
LOL...Women do need more fiddle than a Men
Posted by: dharza | July 29, 2011 at 08:26 AM
LOL!!!! I love that!
Posted by: Becky | July 29, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Women need fiddling, Men need blowing- if you know what i mean ;)
Posted by: Miss Ellie | July 29, 2011 at 08:00 PM
I was gonna ask if you punched him after that comment but sadly, he's right.
Posted by: TropicallyAnon | July 30, 2011 at 07:52 PM