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June 23, 2011

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SassyB (Tina)

This is exactly why I don't visit "adult" stores when I travel. I would be the one person they pull out of line to search the bag. Not the woman who got through security with 50 16 ounce bottles of hair products hidden in her bag. It would be me...the person who forgot a nearly empty water bottle in my carry on who gets yelled at in security.

Listen to your inner voice. But just think of the post you could have done!

Sarah

Kit,

I don't carry when I travel, mainly because I always have someone in my hotel room (we share to save expenses). However, I do think your post would have been way more 'Kit' if he had been waving a vibrator around. Would serve him right!

S

Thedeaconblue

I guess I don't understand the sigh of relief. I'd rather be touching something that regularly induces orgasms and has been having fun inside a woman than something that's been removing someone else's plaque and old food particles

Dspagnola

I volunteer at the airport here and on my first day of volunteering, the other volunteer told me a story of how she was going away on an adult weekend and put all her toys in her carry-on. She totally got flagged in security and had her bag searched item by item. Everything out on the table for questioning and examination. Morale of the story: Put it in your checked bags. At least you won't have to be a witness to your own public embarrassment.

Wicked

OK so hub's and I FINALLY got to go on a long awaited vacation and I decide to take along a few toys! I tease him that he is carrying the luggage through customs the whole trip! We are fine going into Mexico... BUT...coming home they went through our luggage! They totally tossed it, everything in the bag was completely wadded up, etc.. So, when we get the bag back see the sticker that says it was checked, & we look inside, we die laughing!! Well, we send the suitcase on its way to our final destination and when we get home there is another sticker from Homeland Security with MY NAME on it!! Seems they went through our stuff too, and must have seen it ALL too! Sooo, somewhere I have a record with sex toys attached to my name, heeheehee!!

Katerees711.blogspot.com

I'm actually surprised you don't have a vibrator you travel with, more incognito. Dual purpose toothbrush?

Enjoy the Mitten!

Andi Sexton

OK.. I have a friend that travels a A LOT and works with the military... He tells stories of MILITARY personnel purposefully putting HUGE dildos in their carry-on bags to mess with the inspectors.... I asked the question... 'men?'.. and he said 'don't ask, don't tell!'. But, apparently to them, it is fun to mess with the baggage checkers...

Ria

I have a friend who keeps one in her car, one at the office and one at home. It is all about quick access. So I say put it in the carry-on and let them find it. Those jobs muct stink and vibrator find now and them probably makes their day.

Betty

Check out the Tingletip! It's a vibrator attachment for your electric toothbrush. The reviews seem to be mixed, but it's gotta be worth a shot for $15.

JoJo

Ok, first off you're hilarious. Have been enjoying your blog a great deal. Next, in my opinion, only take it if you're checking baggage. Don't need that kind of attention at my local airport, or any airport. Last, I once found a lady bawling her eyes out at the airport. She had missed her flight b/c of all the contraband she had in her carry on. How she didn't know that you can't take liquids/gels over 2 oz. I don't know. Her carry on was packed for a romantic rendezvous with her husband. One can only imagine the stuff she had. It took her 45 minutes to get through security (and this was a small local airport). It didn't help that she was the type given to hysterics. She kept drawing more attention to herself with her righteous indignation. Anyway, it only caused her untold humiliation and made her miss her plane. Not worth it. Probably makes for a good story with her girlfriends though:)

John

I think you know that I'm all for more acceptance of sex toys in public . . . people need a release, hiding it makes it taboo.

But, did you read Poppy's (http://twitter.com/funnyorsnot) prank that she pulled on her husband? She packed a large quantity of lotion (sure to set off a bag inspection) and a vibrator in his carry-on before he left for a business trip: http://www.funnyorsnot.com/funny-or-snot/2011/06/wtf-wednesday-68.html

Lori Dyan

I gave my friend a vibrator as a joke gift when she was visiting and she forgot about it until she went through customs. Mortification=the gift that keeps on giving.

Dasi

I had something like that happen to me at the Panama City airport with sanitary napkins. There was this old gentlemen after the scanner machine talking his head away to somebody else. He started to check my stuff and all of a sudden there he is waiving the things around in fromt of everybody while still talking and looking the other way. I just waited and said nothing. When he realized what he was waving about a deep shade of red started to cover his face all the way down to his toes, I imagine. He quickly tucked them away and told me to go. I'll admit I had fun :)

Valentina@baby quilts

I wonder why nobody thought of placing vending machines with disposable 'toys' at the airports. It's a win-win solution; true,the baggage inspectors will be deprived from the only job excitement they get but hey, they can use the vending machines too :D

Kim

Well, I've sort of had an experience with this! My family and I went to the Dominican Republic for Christmas last year, and they had wooden penis shaped bottle openers in the gift shops. Who wouldn't want one of those?! So, my sister and I bought eleven of them. We split them up between each of our bags, and made it through security and customs in the DR, but got stopped in the ATL airport. The security person searched my sister's bag, and when he found one of them, he picked it up and kind of stared at it for a minute, trying to figure out what it was, and when he realized he was holding a penis, he started cracking up and had to show all his friends! He happily sent us on our way, but my sister was mortified :)

www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkzFL-SgekQTk2Zwf1C34WpGsnZK1Qy2_c

...this is why I , a. put toys in checked baggage, and b. have a "discreet" vibrator that, well, yes, looks like a vibrator, but it also looks like a fancy mascara want for the uninformed... I also remove batteries prior to travel, to avoid accidentally exciting the TSA workers when my bag starts to hum...

Love your posts.

Kim @ Coffee Pot Chronicles

Hehe. And this is why I drive when I travel. Wait, I never travel. Dammit.

If I had to fly anywhere and was going to be gone any length of time I'd probably store any naughty goodies in my checked bag. I've had enough embarassing moments. Don't need a vibrator being waved around to be one of them.

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