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March 11, 2011


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And they say you never use math LOL I love that


OMG I love this. See I SUCK at math, so I probably would still be a virgin if math were required. What does this say about me? I'm a slut. Oh no.


love it :)

Andi Sexton

Love Kristin's comment!!!!!!!
Great story...


And they say sex is not rocket science.....


did you save the diagrams? that one would be one for the family album. LOVE IT!


Yes -- I want to see the diagrams!! I seriously loved this. Tooooo funny :)

I tried, I gave up

This made me laugh so hard.

Was dating a guy that needed direction,a lot of it. It felt like I was teaching a class. He asked questions, I answered and then realized neither one of us were enjoying our attempt at "good sex". Had I drawn a diagram, maybe he'd have better understood my directions. LOL.

Thanks so much for sharing your story.


will you do math for me and my new guy? he needs a little help and geometry is not my forte.


I'm curious to know what the male vagina is shaped like ...


I'm in tears laughing right now. Wow, have I been there. That bad angle can be THE WORST. But what I sweet and funny story. I'm going to have to share it with some friends so that we can laugh together. Thanks for sharing! Oh, and so glad you had a happy ending.


It makes me feel better knowing it made you all laugh! It was so un-funny at the time.

I can't believe I forgot to mention that our hotel room was pranked on our wedding night! We got there and found all the lightbulbs unscrewed and the heat turned up to 100 degrees. No idea how my brother-in-law talked the hotel into letting him do that. :P Perhaps that the reason the mood fizzled so much. That or how tired we were ... we got married at one in the afternoon and had been partying ever since.

And yes, I still have the diagrams. ;)

the super sistah

Sh*t, so that's what I've been doing wrong. Where the hell is my notebook at pencil?

the Super Sistah

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