Buttered Buns

This post is possibly too much information - even for me.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

My husband and I have been particularly amorous lately. Now that his elbow is feeling better we've been more, um,  acrobatic - with varying levels of success.

On Christmas morning the innuendo was flying and when my daughter asked for butter for her buns my husband leaned over to me and said, "Can I butter your buns?"

I turned to him and said, "You kind of did the other night but it was a mistake."

I'm pretty sure he spit his water all over the kitchen.

 

Comments

[Van Kapeghian]

Thank god your daughter didn't ask to glaze her donut.

[Lady Estrogen]

Gotta love family-time innuendos ;)

[Ericka @ Creative Liar]

You would get along marvelously in our household.

I'm getting more and more nervous as our daughter ages. There shall be no more innuendo. Just full on fact. And shame. Lots and lots of shame.

[andygirl]

I'm too tired to make a witty retort, but I just want to thank you for that laugh. you guys make me happy.

[OttosMom]

My favorite part, "... but it was a mistake." Thank you for this.

[TechyDad]

@Van Kapeghian,

True story: My wife's cousin once talked about "doing donuts" in the parking lot. Their grandmother overheard them and thought he was actually "doing" donuts. She still gets grief about it to this day whenever donuts are around. (And now you'll never be able to look at the donut's hole the same way again! ;-) )

[bedroom furniture]

great man :D