Saturday night, midnight.
Me: Are you in the mood?
Him: The mood for what?
Me: Love.
Him: I always love you.
Me: What I'm asking is, are you in the mood or should I go get my chinese girlfriend? (I call her my chinese girlfriend because she was Made in China.)
Him: I don't know.
Me: It doesn't matter either way. You know I'm not picky.
Him: *LAUGH*
Later...
Me: This weekend was horrible. I want to lose 10 pounds.
Him: only TEN!?
Me: *LAUGH* Actually 265 but I was trying to be nice.
Him: *LAUGH*
Sounds like you have a great relationship. I'm lucky like that too!
Posted by: Lynn MacDonald | December 01, 2010 at 08:45 AM
Love it! Sounds like bedtime at our house,well, except for Friday nights..that's bowcikabowwow time:)LOL You know, reunited and it feels so good. One of the perks of a husband that you only see on weekends...the only perk!
Posted by: Truthful Mommy | December 01, 2010 at 09:07 AM
Chinese Girlfriend! I like it!
Posted by: andygirl | December 01, 2010 at 02:18 PM
You two are cute! haha, I have a German girlfriend on the side, wink wink. Her name is FunFactory :)
Posted by: Alexandra the Tsaritsa | December 01, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Everything is Made in China these days. Even orgasms.
Posted by: Paxochka | December 02, 2010 at 08:10 AM
All too often, the conversation here goes more along these lines:
Me: Are you in the mood?
My wife: Yes... for sleep. [turns over and goes to sleep]
Posted by: TechyDad | December 02, 2010 at 10:02 PM
I don't know where my girlfriend is from, but I've had her for years.
;-)
Posted by: Jaliya | December 03, 2010 at 01:01 AM