I didn't come up with these. They're still fun. And hard. Sorry about that.
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-Colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin-Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time: 2400 Hours--Weather: Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam-Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals
21. Our Fervent Hope Is That You Thoroughly Enjoy Your Yuletide Season
22. Parent Was Observed Osculating a Red-Coated Unshaven Teamster
23. May the Deity Bestow An Absence of Fatigue to Mild Male Humans
24. Natal Celebration Devoid of Color, Rather Albino, As a Hallucinatory Phenomenon For Me
25. Obese Personification Fabricated of Compressed Mounds of Minute Crystals
26. Tranquility Upon the Terrestrial Sphere
27. Have Hitherward the Entire Assembly of Those Who Are Loyal in Their Belief of Christmas
It's helpful to know that there are a couple duplicates, and that a few of them have gotten the titles wrong (#2, for example) or have misunderstood the title (#12 and #23, although to be fair, the idiom's otherwise disappeared from the language).
That said, I can't get #4 (unless they have a different definition for "Righteous" than I do).
Posted by: Etherjammer | December 22, 2010 at 04:37 PM
@Etherjammer - #4 is "O Holy Night"
Posted by: Kate | December 22, 2010 at 05:50 PM
You make my head hurt. When I'm not laughing with you.
Posted by: Walkingborder (Karen) | December 22, 2010 at 06:44 PM
This hurt my brain....
Posted by: Brad | December 22, 2010 at 09:25 PM
"Parent Was Observed Osculating a Red-Coated Unshaven Teamster"
That got me laughing out loud.
Posted by: TechyDad | December 22, 2010 at 10:00 PM
I am hoping that after Christmas you will enlighten us to the actual names, as there are a few by which I am baffled!
Posted by: kait b. roe | December 23, 2010 at 08:35 AM