The Art of Negotiation

It probably surprises you that I dont think of myself as a sex blogger when 3 out of my last 5 posts have been about Blow Jobs.  Maybe it's because all of those posts were about how I hate blow jobs.

In fact, on Friday I tweeted, "If my husband thinks that all blow jobs should end like they do in the movies then I want his cock to look like they do in the movies!"

That's pretty graphic - even for a "sex blogger" like me.  I thought that I was going to be unfollowed by pretty much everyone but received a lot of tweets from people howling in laughter.  I decided that I was on to something.

Last night my husband and I crawled into bed EXHAUSTED.  Sometimes when I'm that tired I don't want to have sex, I just want to grab Carmen Electra, surge some endorphins through my body and pass out.  I MAY have mentioned that.  It may have jump started my husband like a million volt battery.

I'm pretty easily persuaded, so I say, "what the heck."  And then I make sure to add, "But there is NO WAY I am giving you a blow job."  He was disappointed but he's pretty conciliatory in those moments.

You'd be surprised how quickly I went from "No" to "No Blowjob" to "Take me dirty baby" (sometimes I surprise myself) but I'm not one to hold a grudge.   I'm also not one to waste an orgasm.

There may have been some oral involved but let me tell you, at the time, NO ONE was quibbling about technicalities.

 

 

Comments

[Kim]

I always make fun of my husband for how fast he can go from totally asleep to 'lets go!' but then I find myself in the same situation . . .

[Jennifer June]

http://theladyslounge.com/dear-doug-stanhope

I'm just saying...And also, if you haven't seen the sketch I'm referring to, youtube Doug Stanhope Bleach.
You'll hate it but it'll give your man a laugh.

[andygirl]

you have got to start practicing the BJ as a tease, a warm-up. I guarantee he won't complain.

[tulpen]

I too am pretty easily persuaded. Even if I say, 'Fine, I'll do it, but I'm not moving', I end up moving.