The past 10 days have been a whirlwind. Ileft my job of 12 years and flew 2000 miles from home to start my new job with 4 days of training. While in Texas I burned the candle at both ends - calling home every morning at 6:30am to tell the kids, "HAVE A GREAT DAY" and then going to bed after midnight trying to configure my new laptop, BLOG and spend time with old (and new) friends.
My flight home on Thursday night was delayed and I ended up crawling into bed around 2am on Friday morning. Despite my husband's best intentions - he'd showered, shaved AND changed the sheets - all with his right arm in a cast - we were both catatonic by the time I landed in bed beside him and all we could manage was a kiss goodnight before we both passed out.
Friday morning we were up with the kids to get them on the bus and then I started my "Real" first day of work.
Friday night he went to bed at 8:30. #wineparty hadn't even started and I couldn't miss it.
Saturday morning we woke up. The kids were already down stairs. It was my day to get up with the kids but I was pretending that it wasn't. He nudged me. I pretended I was asleep. Then he nudged me THAT WAY. I figured sex would give me an excuse to stay in bed for a few more minutes.
Unfortunately his right arm was still in a cast and I slee on his right side. He couldn't roll toward me. Missionary was out of the question and "Woman on Top" would TOTALLY have defeated the purpose of me trying to snooze for 9 more minutes.
I'm pretty sure I was still asleep and he figured it out on his own. I'm not sure he didn't fall back to sleep mid-romp because when I woke up again it was over and he was snoring.
I'm sure it was fantastic - it always is. Especially in my dreams. ;)
In the spirit of homework, I worked it last night. Just for you. :)
Posted by: Kim | November 23, 2010 at 08:29 AM
What I wouldn't give to be able to have sleep sex.
Or any sex at all for that matter.
I am on a SEVERE dry spell.
Its been over a month.
I'd kill to do some homework right now. ;)
Posted by: Ella | November 23, 2010 at 09:49 AM
snort. I have had sleep sex before. my ex and I both woke up in the middle of some very steamy sex. neither one of us knew which one started it.
Posted by: andygirl | November 23, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Sleep sex rocks. Orgasm sleep is better :)
Hilarious post! Thanks for sharing!
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Posted by: Lucie | November 23, 2010 at 08:53 PM
Your speak the truth! Thanks for a great post.
Posted by: Momsanity | November 24, 2010 at 07:23 AM
Must try this sleep sex. It would save me a great deal of time. And effort.
Posted by: Ashley | November 24, 2010 at 09:07 PM