Coming to a Head

So, the situation has come to a head in my house (pun intended.)  And by a head I mean that we had the following conversation:

Me:  If you can only do it once a day why would I WASTE it on a blow job.

Him: It's not a waste!

Me: Because it's not Happening!

Him: Look, I've told you, it's like RUNNING.  If you only do it once in a while you're not going to run very far.

Me: Or very fast, or very hard, or...

Him: Exactly! That's why we have to train.

Me: So let's train with the good stuff!

Him: Hrmph.

THEN, this morning, when I was all dressed up for work in a fancy skirt, tights and my new riding boots, I gave him THE LOOK and he was suddenly all "GIRLS, GO DOWNSTAIRS!" and when they were gone I bent over to pull down my tights and when I looked up GUESS what was right in my face - you GUESSED IT!  Mr. UGLY.  I SCREAMED. I thought it was going to put my eye out.

Whatever, we had no time for that. 

So we did what we DID have time for - interrupted only once by the 3 year old. (I'll never complain about how the door sticks again!)

And it was FABULOUS.

And when I got home from work tonight and said, "I'm going upstairs to change" he followed me to the stairs and when I asked, "what?" he said, "We're in training."  But when I said, "GREAT!" he admitted he was bluffing! 

COWARD.

 

Comments

[Anna aka Gots2noJohstono]

This was the first thing I read this morning. Hilarious! Here's hoping mine sleeps in. :)

[Tracy]

I have so many comments for this post! It's more of a discussion, so not enough room in one comment box. Good day!

[Marilyn]

I'm a new reader and follow you on Twitter and joined your noplobomoho group too :)
GREAT stuff!

[Erin]

Love it. Mine is a once-a-weeker, if I'm lucky. I was awoken to a hard one the other night....a few kisses on the neck, getting all hot, and then he rolls over and puts my hand down there. He claimed we'd go again. I naively believed him. It was so fast, slightly pathetic. Talk about needing training, maybe I can use that one on him to increase my. odds of more fun.

[andygirl]

you should rename his penis Red Rider. but be careful, you'll shoot your eye out. yeah, that joke was shit.