The Difference Between Men and Women

Last night my husband got up and walked out of the office of our house and went into our bedroom.  I thought he was going to bed.

45 minutes later I heard the shower turn on so I knew that he had been in the bathroom and I was VERY SAD because I wanted to go to bed but the bathroom is attached to our bedroom and I figured that there was no way that room would be safe for HUMANS for at least another 45 minutes.

When he came out I told him that and he said, "Nah, I was reading."

So I asked him, "Don't your legs fall asleep?"

And he said, "No, I stand up and stretch."

And picturing him with his pants around his ankles doing a seventh inning stretch with a book in one hand and a wad of TP in the other just made me shake my head.

Of course for peacefulness I guess he can't beat it because there is NO WAY I would follow him in there.

Comments

[Elizabeth Flora Ross]

Our bathroom is attached to our bedroom too. Which can be entirely too much closeness for even the happiest of married couples! LOL

[Tracy]

First, I laughed out loud because I picture my husband while reading this, not yours. Second, I handed my computer to my hub to read this. I said, "It's not long, I promise." He said, "Words no man ever wants to hear."

[D.A. Schweiss]

Hi Kit,

You had me laughing at the "stretch" part. My wife can totally relate to this story. I read in the bathroom, too, and she's always worrying about me damaging my legs by sitting so long. TMI, I know.

Thanks for the laugh!
Dieter

[Lindsay Ann]

I'm glad my husband isn't the only one. When I'm lucky, he will sing a little song too.

Oh romance.

L

[Alexandra the Tsaritsa]

HAHA, that is awesome! Why do guys take longer on the toilet than ladies? Maybe they are really camping out in there for some quiet time... I mean, I like to read when I'm in there, too, but not for an hour!

[Kim]

I admit to a little bathroom reading. I do. When Hubs is home I beeline it for the bathroom. It's the only damn time I get alone time with 3 kids in this house. And still, I find myself yelling things like, "do not cross the marble tile! do! not! cross!" My neighbors love me.

[Paxochka]

That was actually great inspiration to read a book. Sans pants, apparently.