Sex Homework: The Hooker Edition

I went to Texas for the weekend and bought some dark brown leather riding boots.  I love them.  My daughters love them but my husband?  He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES them.

I wore them with my jeans tucked into them and he was giving me THE LOOK.

My mom showed up to take 2 of the kids to lunch.  My husband took the other 2 to playdates and then RACED HOME to tell me that it was time for my "lunch break."

There was such a look of determination on his face that I didn't even try to argue.  I just got naked.

Today I decided I would wear my boots with a skirt.  But the only skirt I had that matched was floor length and wool.  And it was 75 degrees in Boston today.

Then I had an AHA moment.  I raided my pre-pregnancy clothing bin and found a brown mini-skirt.  I found a matching shirt and put them on.

My daughter said I looked fancy.  My husband said I wasn't allowed to leave the house in half an outfit.

Still, judging by how many times he's grabbed my ass today, I think he liked it.

FYI, I DID change back into jeans before I went to my son's football game.  Some outfits are for private.

And THAT is your homework.

Find an outfit that you would only wear in private.  And put it on.  See what happens.

But make sure you feel sexy in it.  Or that you can at least fake it.

Have fun.

Keep me posted!

 

Comments

[Jen @ Making Messes]

Nice!

I'm a lucky one. I could walk in in some Michelle Dugger denim atrocity and my husband would still jump me. He's 15 year old at heart....

[Kim]

oooh, nice!! I'm on my way to grab my oversized mens shirt (black) and hooker shoes. I'll add a strand of pearls and we'll be all set. Now what to do with the kids . . .

[ColorMeAHappyMe]

Nice! Definitely going to have to see what I can throw together before Hub gets home. I agree with Kim, hooker shoes are a must. :)

[Heidi]

I would almost be willing to give up chocolate for a pair of black leather thigh high fuck me boots, that's all I'm sayin'...

[Darcie]

Now this sounds like a fun homework assignment!

[Kim]

Now I have a cold. How do you think the black shirt, hooker shoes and pearls would look with a red nose, some NyQuil and snot? Hawt, no?

[Kocinera]

I seriously never knew that some simple knee-high boots had such an effect on men. I've got a black pair in the back of my closet that I've never worn---thinking that's gonna have to change!

[Alexandra the Tsaritsa]

A nice pair of high-hooker boots are a great sex accessory. Get naked, but leave the boots on! Oh yeah!

[TheMom(aka Amy)]

Hmmmm, a dirty old The Dude Abides t-shirt and cut off sweatpants, but those aren't fit to be seen for other reasons.

I suck at homework. Always have.

[Lindsay Ann]

OoOoo, my old faithful is a crisp white button down of the husband's. I starch and iron the shit out of it, pair it with some sky-high heels and nothing else.

I find the getup is best when pulling freshly baked cookies out of the oven. I suggest practicing the cutesy little bent-over, (knicker less) bum-in-the-air act, unless your oven is one of those fancy built in ones. Burns are never sexy.

Since you want me to try something new I'm gonna break out a little vinyl-and-staple number.

I'm thinking it's best if I avoid baking while wearing rubber.

Thanks for the homework,
L

[Wicked]

The hubby loves the "Naughty School Girl" outfit, short plaid skirt, white button up blouse, thigh high stockings, and high heel black patient leather shoes! That or ANYTHING or nothing with any and all kinds of boots! He is such a boot guy!! He LIVES for the first glimpse of fall weather, it means boot season ; )

[lovethisjunk]

i'll report back next week :)

[Matt Shields]

I need to get my wife reading your blog. ;)