Last night I crawled into bed completely stressed out and frustrated that the job offer I've been freaking out about for weeks seemed no closer than it had the day I had my interview. I couldn't sleep. I thought about grabbing Carmen but my husband had come to bed at the same time I had and I knew that I'd be keeping him awake - or that he'd want to join in - which was fine - but I knew he was very tired and I didn't want to keep him awake.
So I started ranting about the job search. Yes, I heard what I just said. I realized it last night too when he turned over onto his side with his BACK to me. So I just put it out there - "Wanna do it?"
He moaned. Okay, moaned is NOT the right word. He GROANED. "I LOVE you." he said. "But I'm SO tired."
"I'm sorry." I said. "It's fine." but it wasn't fine. I couldn't sleep and something HAD to be done. I thought about it for about 2 seconds and then grabbed Carmen, reasoning that if he was too tired, then he was TOO TIRED and Carmen and I having mad, passionate, panting, humming, grunting, groaning sex would have ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT on him. I was wrong.
No sooner had her good vibrations made their way through our pillowtop then he had rolled back over and was offering to "tuck me in."
Luckily for him Carmen doesn't mind sharing me. It was FANTASTIC. Particularly after he was done and had gotten up and Carmen and I kept going for 3 more rounds.
OF COURSE I IMMEDIATELY fell asleep and slept like a BABY. My poor husband on the other hand? All that cardio had him all wound up and he couldn't sleep at all.
Sorry honey.
Love,
Kit
P.S. We need more AAA batteries.
ROTFLMAO!no more reading before having coffee in the morning,I thought this post was going to be about tummy tucks,you got me good here! :)
Posted by: Geekbabe | October 13, 2010 at 08:11 AM
He'll be fine. He'll sleep better at work, now.
Posted by: Fredwrite | October 13, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Stupid Twitter Avatar. Stretches me sideways. Makes me look like Captain Kangaroo.
Posted by: Fredwrite | October 13, 2010 at 10:55 AM
wow. your man is strange. most men I know fall right to sleep. I'm the one who gets wound up and can't sleep after sex.
Posted by: andygirl | October 13, 2010 at 02:06 PM
He better have CASES of batteries in the bunker.
Posted by: Paxochka | October 13, 2010 at 08:16 PM
You better fix the AAA problem!
I do recommend getting rechargeable ones ;-) OHHH that reminds me where my other two AA rechargeable batteries are...
Posted by: Dramaindc | October 13, 2010 at 08:42 PM