Let me start by saying that since I've started the job-search-that-will-not-end my husband and I have been imagining spending a LOT of money that we don't have on a variety of things that we don't need. The other day he told me that his PRIORITY was a new shower stall in our bathroom. This was probably 400th on my priority list. Until now. This story makes me seriously reconsider the benefits of having a shower stall large enough for the two of us.
This story is from one of my FAVORITE readers - who has requested anonymity. How could I argue with that?
My sex life as of late has been self-reliant at best.
I'm married. It shouldn't be that way.
My husband has chronic back pain and I get, well, worn out after a long day at home with the kiddos. Excuses, excuses. We're working on it.
But when we do manage to sync up, it's awesome. Amazing. Worthy of running down the driveway naked and bragging to the neighborhood awesome. (I somehow manage to resist that urge each and every time though) Sex with us has always been mind-blowing.
The other night, we were synced up. I gave hubs The EYE before I put the kids to bed. He scrambled off to shower while I put the kids to bed. I rushed them through their routine and went to the living room. To google some tips on giving head. Not that I need help in that department - I love doing that. I love the way it feels, the way it makes him moan, the way it puts me in complete control - I love the way I can tease him with it. That's trust people - total complete trust - when a man lets you take him in your mouth.
As I sat there, googling, I realized there was nothing these websites were going to tell me that I didn't already know how to do and do well. And that's when it hit me. I need to go to the bathroom, hop in the shower, and surprise him.
So I did.
(And yes, I locked the bathroom door before proceeding - last thing we needed was a mini sneaking in on us - I'd rather use the money in the therapy jar for something else!)
Except when I got there, he was rinsing soap out of his hair. And let's face it - no one likes the taste of soap. So I waited.
Then I sat down, grabbed him and gave him a blow job he'll not soon forget.
Hot water pounded down on us both, drenching my hair and creating erotic sensations all over our bodies.
The best part? We didn't have to go anywhere to clean up.
I just had to stand up and let him spray me with the showerhead.
I'm married. It shouldn't be that way.
My husband has chronic back pain and I get, well, worn out after a long day at home with the kiddos. Excuses, excuses. We're working on it.
But when we do manage to sync up, it's awesome. Amazing. Worthy of running down the driveway naked and bragging to the neighborhood awesome. (I somehow manage to resist that urge each and every time though) Sex with us has always been mind-blowing.
The other night, we were synced up. I gave hubs The EYE before I put the kids to bed. He scrambled off to shower while I put the kids to bed. I rushed them through their routine and went to the living room. To google some tips on giving head. Not that I need help in that department - I love doing that. I love the way it feels, the way it makes him moan, the way it puts me in complete control - I love the way I can tease him with it. That's trust people - total complete trust - when a man lets you take him in your mouth.
As I sat there, googling, I realized there was nothing these websites were going to tell me that I didn't already know how to do and do well. And that's when it hit me. I need to go to the bathroom, hop in the shower, and surprise him.
So I did.
(And yes, I locked the bathroom door before proceeding - last thing we needed was a mini sneaking in on us - I'd rather use the money in the therapy jar for something else!)
Except when I got there, he was rinsing soap out of his hair. And let's face it - no one likes the taste of soap. So I waited.
Then I sat down, grabbed him and gave him a blow job he'll not soon forget.
Hot water pounded down on us both, drenching my hair and creating erotic sensations all over our bodies.
The best part? We didn't have to go anywhere to clean up.
I just had to stand up and let him spray me with the showerhead.
The shower is where hubby and I do ALL of the BJ action. SO easy for clean up!!! Kindof makes me want to go home and surprise my husband!
Posted by: Krista | October 12, 2010 at 08:16 AM
Hmmm, makes the new shower stall sound all the more important.
Posted by: That One Mom | October 12, 2010 at 08:44 AM
Trust me, even the smallest shower stall is big enough for two. My hubby and I got busy while in a cruise ship shower. Have you ever been in one of those? I swear it is literally the smallest shower in the world. My Christmas present last year was, no joke, a second showerhead in our shower. So we can both be warm. This year I'm thinking I need a waterproof pillow. For my knees.
Posted by: CShipe | October 12, 2010 at 10:58 PM
mmmm shower sex. love that.
Posted by: andygirl | October 13, 2010 at 12:11 AM