When I was pregnant with my baby I would get so aroused that I could orgasm just THINKING about sex. No Carmen necessary.
Now that the hormones have left me, it takes (slightly) more work but one thing that can TOTALLY get me going are kegel excercises.
Don't roll your eyes like that. I know every Cosmo article in the history of the world tells you to do kegel exercies and you're sick of it. But let me tell you. After the 10th or 11th kegel I get the chills and shiver like I need good... thick... coat.
Also (attn: Mr. Favre) there is typically NOTHING attractive about the male genitalia, but when a fully erect penis is hopping around like a tree branch, something primal in me wants to play monkey and go for a swing. Just saying.
So work those kegels. And while you're at it leave a comment and let me know how many you can do at once and whether (or not) you ever get to the point where you want to play like a monkey in a mango tree.
I'll start: I got to 12 and seriously considered finishing this post after I went in and jumped my husband. But it's late and he's asleep and we know how that ends.
P.S. You can try this alone or with a partner so no excuses. If you try it with a partner see who can do the most - breaks for Mango tree swinging are TOTALLY encouraged. Have fun.
I first learned about kegels when my boss needed to have his prostate removed, because apparently they really help speed the recovery from such surgery. So it sounds to me that you'll be in great shape if you ever need your prostate removed. Which is unlikely, seeing as you (probably) don't have one to begin with.
Posted by: Mrs. MidAtlantic | October 14, 2010 at 08:54 AM
I'm so glad you have given me a forum in which to say...
"OHMYGOD the sex this pregnancy is AMAZING!!" I am an orgasm machine. It's like, "hey! Did you look at my boob? I think I'll cum then" up in here!
ahem.
Kegels? Also good. But not THAT good.
Posted by: Miss Tricky | October 14, 2010 at 02:51 PM
I found your blog on clever girls and all I can say is Wow!
Posted by: Lameisha | October 14, 2010 at 03:54 PM
I do believe you and I may have been separated at birth!
Kegels... um, I could take them or leave them. I just paused my comment to squeeze out a few, and I completely agree with your position. I feel the same about a nice long seated hamstring stretch (on the floor, legs straight in front, touch your toes) I do a little bounce, you know, for the stretches purpose... ahhhh. Many a sunday morning I can be found on the matts of my gym... pouncing... flushed!
Posted by: Lady-like Pervert | October 14, 2010 at 06:42 PM
I did 2 and now I could definitely play monkey and go for a swing... Of course it doesn't help listening to two couples doing EXACTLY that right now in my house *sigh*
Posted by: DramainDC | October 15, 2010 at 02:07 AM