Remember last week when I asked you to do kegel exercises - NOT as Cosmo would tell you to prepare yourself for sex - but just for the fun that comes from stimulating that area of your body?
Well, never let it be said that I don't do everything I ask you to do! So as I was sitting there on the couch with my laptop I started 'exercising.' LUCKILY I did this while my husband and children were out of the house because I got to 8 and then I had to go into my bedroom to play my own guitar so-to-speak.
And sitting here now, I'm tempted to leave all of you hanging with how this post ends, grab my husband show him my "muscles." You're lucky I love you. And that I'm lazy. Mostly lazy.
Seriously, what other exercise can you do ON THE COUCH and have this much fun?
Besides sex. Okay, maybe that was a stupid question.
Warning: I heard from a gentleman who tried this exercise naked. His cat mistook his penis for a toy and it ended poorly. Use DISCRETION, will you?
Oh man... I needed this laugh. Of all the days to get bullied online, someone picked this day for me. Isn't today supposed to be a day to stand up against people like that? Whatever... I'm not going to indulge them.
Thank you for your blog in general. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! (If your analytics are crazy, it's because I think I left your site up for a full day and a half and came back to read it every time I got a spare minute. I might have even had it open longer!)
Posted by: Nell | October 20, 2010 at 10:48 PM
snort. I'm reminded of a line from "Must Love Dogs" (remember that movie?): you can love your pets, just don't loooove your pets.
Posted by: andygirl | October 20, 2010 at 11:03 PM