Friday night my husband and I sat in my office for two hours blogging and tweeting but when I started back-to-back-to-back yawning he decided it was time to have sex. I don't know what it is about my yawns that turns him on so much but when I'm all awake and ready to go he's ready for bed and when I'm ready for bed he's all revved up and ready to go.
It probably has a lot to do with the fact that we take turns getting up with the kids on the weekends so when I've slept in and am wide awake that night, he's exhausted and vice versa.
Anyway, Friday night I said, "I'm sorry, I'm really, really tired and I have to get up at 7:30 to take our 5 year old to soccer."
"Okay, Just give me a minute okay?" he asked, requesting some time alone to take care of business.
I rolled my eyes. "Fine. Just call me when you're done."
I went back to tweeting. A couple minutes passed. Then 5. "Huh," I thought, "it must take him longer when he's alone."
After 10 minutes I was exhausted but didn't want to interrupt him and derail anything.
I got distracted by tweeting but after 30 minutes I decided that it would be faster to go in there and 'assist' than to hang out in the office any longer. When I walked in he was SNORING.
I COULD have tiptoed into the bathroom, brushed my teeth and crawled silently into bed. On my other blog or Facebook, that's what I would said that I had done, adding how CUTE his snoring was.
On THIS blog, I don't mind telling you that I slammed the door shut, threw on the 5000 Watt bathroom vanity lights and hissed LOUDLY "I thought I told you to call me when you were done!"
I WILL say that it was CUTE how he jumped out of his skin and blinked into the lights like an escaped convict.
Hey, that's WAY better than dousing the bed with gasoline, right?
Slept with Vampires
I so miss being married.
Posted by: furiousball | September 20, 2010 at 08:24 AM
Oh my word! I wish my hubby would 'take care of himself" once in awhile!!!
Posted by: Mama P | September 20, 2010 at 09:30 AM
In this house, if one person says they're gonna take care of it themselves, the other one absolutely goes in WITH them, to either watch or help. Very few things are hotter to me. Yowza.
Posted by: Serene | September 20, 2010 at 01:10 PM
So awesome. My husband still maintains, that he doesn't "take care of himself." Lol, whatever helps you sleep at night, dude.
Posted by: Bree | September 20, 2010 at 02:25 PM
LOL. My yawns are extremely attractive to my hubby as well. Weirdos. He also thinks it's high-larious to come to me when I'm dozing off.
Posted by: Jenn | September 20, 2010 at 08:20 PM
LMAO in my house if the door is locked to our room i know our cable bill just went up $15 and i don't want to interrupt OR ask how it was... LOL ;)
Posted by: aims | September 20, 2010 at 08:33 PM
I think I take care of myself more often than he takes care of himself. Maybe we're equal. But love (and kids) means never having to say you're sorry for not including them. Or something.
Posted by: bitethebedbugs | September 20, 2010 at 08:47 PM