Homework: D-

I'm not gonna lie to you.  It went poorly.

You might remember that last week I assigned some sensual homework.

I was eager to try it myself.  But when I mentioned it to my husband he said, "You want to try food?"

"Well, not really." I admitted. 

"Then what?"

"When you go to the store will you pick up some of that lube that gets hot when you touch it?"

"EW. NO." he said.

"Why not?" I asked.

"I HATE that stuff." he said. "Remember?"

"What do you mean 'remember?'" I asked. "I've never used it."

"Uh, nevermind." he said, leaving the room.

So, yeah, D-.

Comments

[Paxochka]

I'm surprised he didn't suspended from school for that one.

[Ray Colon]

Ha, yes Kit, I've made that "remember" mistake, but I didn't have to be told that I was remembering something from another life. I knew it the moment the word left my lips. Where's that magical two-second reset button when you need it? Ray

[Cristina]

WWWOOAAH...oh no he didn't!

[andygirl]

ew no? did he think you meant the ben gay? because the KY warming is awesome!