Last week on vacaction we spent 1 day at a park about an hour from my house. Everyone hit the bathroom and then we hit the road.
About 20 minutes down the highway my husband decided that he had to pee again. Check your phone for traffic he said. I did, it LOOKED green. And then traffic slowed to a crawl and stopped. When it looked like we could be there for a while he pulled over onto the shoulder and got out of the car to pee. We have an SUV and he stood beside the front passenger side door. He opened the rear passenger side door and peed toward it (NOT on it) so that oncoming traffic couldn't see him.
My son called from the back seat, "I have to pee too!" "Okay," we told him. He climbed out of his seat and walked around to where my husband was standing. He squared up behind my husband. I was distracted by my daughter but when I noticed the grin on my son's face I realized that he was about to pee all over my husband's feet. "Turn around!" I yelled in the nick of time.
My husband jumped out of the way, turned my son around and they both finished their business and got back into the car.
15 minutes later my husband groaned. "I have to pee AGAIN!" he said. "What's wrong with me?"
"Maybe you should have your prostate looked at." I said, swirling my index finger menacingly in the air.
He paused and asked, "Do you know what to look for?"
I almost peed in my pants I was laughing so hard!
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ha ha ha ha!!!
that made me pee now!
Posted by: Vanilla North | August 30, 2010 at 08:03 AM
I love thinking of that pause where he actually considered you would know what you were doing with that finger.
Not that I'm suggesting you wouldn't. Ok yes, that's what I'm suggesting. But only in a doctor perspective. In the bedroom I'm sure your fingers are board certified all the way :)
Posted by: Paxochka | August 30, 2010 at 08:06 AM
LOL....
Posted by: D H-Arza | August 30, 2010 at 08:11 AM
I hear that works on jellyfish stings maybe your husband should be a lifeguard
Posted by: furiousball | August 30, 2010 at 08:58 AM
Men. I think mine would actually invite me to examine his prostate and find it to be a turn on. So weird.
Posted by: gigi | August 30, 2010 at 09:23 AM
Lol. I love that. Men are delish.
Kate
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Posted by: Kate | August 30, 2010 at 09:55 AM
Bravo on the quick wit.
Posted by: MommyLisa | August 30, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Haha that is truly awesome.
Posted by: Sono | August 30, 2010 at 12:26 PM
snort
Posted by: andygirl | August 30, 2010 at 01:43 PM
I didn't know anyone who peed as much as me until Jeremiah and I got together.
Now the two of us turn a two hour car trip turns into a four hour one from all of our pee stops.
Maybe I need my prostate examed? I bet you're real gentle. ;)
Posted by: Erin | August 30, 2010 at 01:59 PM
I hope you gloved-up and "examined" him, just so you could tell him you had no idea what to look for! Hahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: Tracy | August 30, 2010 at 11:43 PM
LOL! That was surely a blond moment :)
Posted by: blackhuff | August 31, 2010 at 02:12 AM
haha
Posted by: Dave_6 | August 31, 2010 at 02:13 PM