G-Spot

One of the great questions in blogging is whether or not famous bloggers have an obligation to help people just starting out become successful.  This is probably not relevant since I am not even close to being famous but I thought I should mention it. :)

One of the things that I've wanted to do here for a while - because blogging anonymously has been SO cathartic for me - is give other people a chance to tell their stories here - either anonymously, for catharsis or publicly if they are much braver than I am.

I've decided to call this bi-weekly feature "G-spot," y'know, for "GUEST SPOT."  Or something like that.

Anyway, I'd like to thank the people who sent in stories.  I promise we'll get to them all.

And if you're interested in contributing, let me know.

This first story comes to us from K-.  I love K- because she had the guts to be the tease I never had the guts to be. 

Here's her story:

You remember that girl in high school? She flirted with the boys relentlessly? Some would call her a TEASE? I was that girl. And let me tell ya, it was fun. Thankfully my playing never ended me up in trouble, but it did offer some pretty interesting evenings.

One particular evening I was "hanging out" with this guy I was "dating". Any by "dating" I mean "making-out-a-lot-in-his-apartment". In like 3 months we NEVER went out. How messed up it that? Anyways. 

This guy was HOT. Model hot. He had a bunch of comp cards and head shots. One particularly screamed "I give head for coke" but what model doesn't? My dad once said "you can't date a guy prettier than you are!" Umm... thanks... Dad... (same man that when I, age 5, asked "am I the prettiest girl in the world?" answered "I dunno. I haven't seen all the girls in the world." Insert swift kick from my mom here.) He was tall, a model, older than me, bought me beer, had an apartment, and liked to make-out. 

So we were making out...  

Did I mention he had a cold? No? Okay well Mr. Abercrombie had a cold. And he was sniffing. A LOT. Sexy huh?

Mr. Abercrombie is naked (well, he may have had his briefs on... Can't remember... And if I can't remember, then it obviously wasn't impressive enough?!). I'm still fully clothed. He's trying to peel my way out of my clothes, but a few sultry "mm mmm"s and pushing-backs keeps me warm and holding the upper hand. I never really had plans to go all the way with this guy, but it was fun to play around.

Tease, I'll tell ya. 

So Mr. Abercrombie starts to run his tongue all around... He licked my lips.... He licked my ear lobe.... He licked my neck.... He licked my.....

We both stopped.

He licked my arm pit.

He. Licked. My. Arm. Pit.

Yeah. 

Mr. Abercrombie licked my arm pit. 

Poor Mr. Abercrombie was struck down. Right then and there this poor man almost cried. 

"This isn't fair! I'm naked, I'm cold, I can't stop sniffling, and I JUST LICKED YOUR ARMPIT!"

I couldn't stop laughing. & I was done. Glad I still had my clothes on.

That was 10 years ago and STILL to this DAY my high school BFF and I die over that line. Because, you know, I IMMEDIATELY called her when I left to tell her what happened. 

And if that isn't enough, this dude is my husband's BFF. And he was in our wedding. 

Don't worry, I didn't want to torture him too much. I made sure to keep my arms down. But I'd like to see you try throwing a bouquet while trying not to expose your armpits!

Tease.

  

Comments

[The Vibrator Non-Virgin]

Awesome story - SUPER awkward having that guy in your wedding! But at least you have that great line for the rest of your life!

Kit - I hope you are less stressed. I found a fun song you can rock out to and hopefully kick away some of those blah feelings. Not safe for work or for children. I don't want them asking you what the title of this song means.

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/23/cee-los-fk-you.html

[MommyLisa]

Awk-Ward. But funny.

[Clutteredbrain]

My oh my! The armpit? LOL.
Absolutely insane!
Love it though.
And i love the G-spot title..guest post...i was afraid to click on over!
I'm glad I did because as usual U made me laugh! :) lol.

[Natalie @ Hope Springs Eternal]

Pfffff, hahahaha. Mmmm, Secret.

[Naked Revelations]

LOL! Omg that was hilarious! Great post!