I had planned to compile all of the Progressive Post contributions today but blew it off to go to the beach instead so you have one more day to get Flora out of the disaster she's found herself in (and the ATM kiosk.)
And in case you didn't believe me when I told you about the "Wasted Orgasm Theory," here's a story for you:
Friday night I slipped into bed an hour after my husband had gone to sleep. Knowing that he was asleep and that I needed a distraction to keep my mind from focusing on the stressful events of the previous week I had Carmen Electra tucked into my hand.
I turned her on and she returned the favor. I gasped into my pillow determined to be as quiet as possible. Suddenly he rolled over. His hands were all over me. Carmen landed on the floor. And then we were moving together. But he kept stopping. "Don't stop." I said.
"I dont want it to end." he said. I didnt care, his stopping was messing up my rhythm and I wanted to get "there." "Don't Stop." I said again.
"Okay" he said. "But I want to do it again."
"Okay." I said.
and then 45 seconds later as we both lay there gasping, I added, "Big talk from a 40 year old."
He laughed. We went to sleep.
I find that so romantic...
Am I weird?
Posted by: Paxochka | August 02, 2010 at 08:11 AM
My husband thinks he can "go again" as well... lol... yeah it has yet to happen. But seriously, after round 1 we are both spent. Who needs round 2?
Posted by: D | August 02, 2010 at 08:33 AM
I've definitely gone more than one round, but I don't speak of multiple rounds during round one. I like to think of the rest as boner...I mean bonus rounds and they should come as a surprise!
Posted by: red_i_jedi802 | August 02, 2010 at 09:24 AM
There's something so sexy about mentioning how you'll do it 3 or 4 times that day during the first time. It's so naive really, but so sexy at the same time. And for the times that it actually does happen, it just makes them all the sexier.
Posted by: Cristina | August 02, 2010 at 10:43 AM
That was hot!
I really need to get me a man and a Carmen!
Posted by: GirlyGirl | August 02, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Half the time we're too tired for Round 1 much less any thought of Round 2! Unless you count "Round 2" as twice in the same week. ;-)
Posted by: TechyDad | August 02, 2010 at 08:49 PM
First and foremost, I read your blog everyday and you are awesome. I'm sorry I don't comment as much as I would like! Second, not only have you inspired me to purchase my very first vibrator (as I informed you awhile back, signed "The Vibrator Virgin", but I'm off to get a Brazilian tomorrow morning! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?! Any words of advice? I'm terrified. I hope they don't burn my taint. Love your posts. Keeps me laughing. I look forward to the years ahead of me.
Posted by: The Vibrator Non-Virgin | August 02, 2010 at 11:26 PM
@The Vibrator Non-Virgin I didnt do the brazilian wax, but I did a "extreme bikini wax" and OMG it hurt like hell. I dont know anyone who could go "all the way" with that one. Good luck! My hat is off to you on this one, and anyone else for that matter who will go all the way with the brazilian!! YOU GO GIRL!!
Posted by: GirlyGirl | August 03, 2010 at 01:43 PM
does your husband ever think it's strange that you are using Carmen when he is right there???
Posted by: Anomes | August 04, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Great relationship you two have.
Keep on with the sharing on this blog. I'm amazed how we'll you've done. It's hard to believe it's already been about half a year.
Yours,
Tojosan
Posted by: Todd 'tojosan' Jordan | August 16, 2010 at 09:51 PM