You people really need to listen to me.
In honor of both the Sexstice and Father's Day my husband and I 'did it' on the center island in our kitchen tonight. We had to turn down the lights and wait for the neighbors to walk past since our kitchen faces the street but it was TOTALLY worth it.
We've been in this house for 4 years and I can't believe we've never christened the kitchen before - we spend A LOT of time in that room after the kids go to bed - but I guess the facing-the-street thing is a bit intimidating. Also my daughter is STEALTH coming down the stairs so you never know when her bright, shining face is going to walk out of the diningroom. I'd hate for her to round the corner to see my shiny, white, derriere defiling the kitchen counter. We won't even let her put her SHOES on the table.
So there we were, celebrating, with him looking over my shoulder at the doorway to the diningroom, which made me look over my shoulder at the diningroom until I realized that I was not going to orgasm that way and decided to just let him worry about it.
And let me tell you, it was FABULOUS. For me, anyway. He was mumbling something about the island being a bit to high and his calves KILLING him.
And, of course, 30 seconds after we finished my 3yo walked into the kitchen. I was still disinfecting the island.
Still worth it.
Happy Father's Day!
I like your attitude...
:)
Posted by: D H-Arza | June 21, 2010 at 08:56 AM
Love it!
Posted by: Michelle | June 21, 2010 at 09:09 AM
Sounds like it was a lot of fun, at least for you if not the hubby (and is calves)
Posted by: Alet | June 21, 2010 at 09:26 AM
Gotta admit. I am jealous. ;-]
Posted by: Nicole Montgomery | June 21, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Bravo to you! I also like random-household-furnishings-sex. Ie...kitchen counter, dining room chair, back of the couch...etc! Its exciting cuz there's the naughty factor, plus the "what-if-we-get-caught" factor. I'm sure ur husband was thrilled also.
Posted by: red_i_jedi802 | June 21, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Whew! Close call! My husband would never take the chance of being caught by the kids...or at least, not unless I got him a little drunk. In which case he'd be so loud he'd be guaranteed to wake the children.
Posted by: KLZ | June 21, 2010 at 10:48 AM
I wish I had that attitude. I need it.
Posted by: MommyLisa | June 21, 2010 at 12:04 PM
ha .. Father's Day and kitchen Christening go together well here too :)
Posted by: Tricia | June 21, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Now that's what a call a fantastic way to clean the kitchen counter! Well done ;)
Posted by: Midgey | June 21, 2010 at 01:44 PM
I like how you think. This makes me wish I had an island.
Posted by: Angel | June 21, 2010 at 01:55 PM
sadly my lover had plans this weekend...we'll celebrate the sextice a week late ;-)
Posted by: Shaina | June 21, 2010 at 03:29 PM
Can barely fit the pots and pans in my tiny ass kitchen, much less a nooky island. JEALOUS!
And, um, maybe Sextice is a US thing? You'll have to enlighten those of us from Down Under :)
Posted by: reality chick | June 21, 2010 at 09:06 PM
Me and my man are spreading the sexstice out until the next one. One day is not enough. You inspire me
Posted by: Secrets Kept | June 21, 2010 at 10:53 PM
A handy hint I picked up along the way... Clorox wipes are DEFINITELY your friend for disinfecting islands. (So I looked. And commented. And Twitter still hates me. Hope I don't get kicked off the lists!)
Posted by: HexingThoughts | June 21, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Did this with my ex, let the old lady neighbor watch as he kissed my sweet spot. Good times.
Posted by: BusyDating | June 21, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Hear! Hear! It's always worth it to celebrate in the kitchen
Posted by: blackhuff | June 22, 2010 at 03:24 AM
I need to salute the power of Summer Sexstice! The last few days have been mind blowing -- life-altering, even -- including today's not-apocryphal-after-all morning workout. Mrs. D doesn't read your blog, so I don't know if it's coincidence, old Druid magic, or me channeling the power of your blog, but holy mother of Christ!
I LITERALLY can not thank you enough. And if you find that I'm not commenting as often as usual, then please understand that I have a very good reason.
Posted by: AlexanderDope | June 22, 2010 at 02:51 PM
I so need an island. We enjoy the basement stairs, however, because we can hear the door open but they can't see us until we've had a few seconds to pull ourselves together.
Posted by: Jerseygirl89 | June 22, 2010 at 05:46 PM
I just read Overheard and now this...How on earth could he think you are a man hater...WTF?
Posted by: A Vapid Blonde | June 23, 2010 at 08:04 AM