So I think what we learned this week was that my Spring Break experiences sucked. And I didn't even tell you about the time my gay friend J- brought me home to Erie, PA (for spring break guys!) and then drove me out to his grandparents' chinchilla farm (fur coats) where his Grandmother pulled me aside and gave me a "very expensive" necklace that she'd bought on the home shopping network and saved for J's 'special friend.' "J's never brought a girl home before" she told me in the back bedroom. As my 5yo would say, "AWKWARD."
Needless to say, you guys stepped it up with the comments anyway. Thank you.
On the post, Summer Sexstice:
Good for you! I really don't know how or why we women have continued to hold on to the idea that we aren't supposed to enjoy sex. We are depriving ourselves and our partners. It's just plain silly.
signed, Really_Life
Kit: EXACTLY. I expect stories galore from all of you come Monday.
On the post, Spring Break Week 1990: Communist Russia:
I love college stories too...freshman year.. Alcoholic probation, being smashed when my parent picking me up after they waited 3 hours for me...the memories
signed, D H-Arza
Kit: I wish i could say that I learned to drink in college but it's more accurate to say that I learned how NOT to drink in college.
Sounds vaugely like my senior trip, except in that case i was giving a blow job to my best guy freind behind the Smithzonian, not realizing that just because we coulnd't see in the windows didn't mean that those inside couldn't see out!
signed, Momma Dragon
Kit: Oh My GOD! I'm always embarassed when I realize that I'm fixing my hair in that mirrored glass!
On the post, Spring Break 1991: Mexico:
Oh, dear. Food poisoning is no fun, especially when traveling. I had a similar experience in Ireland. Spent more time in the bathroom of that backpacker's hostel in Cork than in my dorm room.
I wonder if anyone has started a meme blog for crazy traveling/family vacation stories. If not, then I think somebody should. And hopefully that person will remember me when they get their book deal and are rolling in millions from my idea. :)
signed, Buzzvibe
Kit: I ran a marathon in Ireland once and drank far less beer than I should have.
On the post, Battle of the Sexes:
You can't fight nature, Kit :) Tell your husband that your girls are just telling it like it is. Boys ARE lazy, but we love em anyway :)
signed, Bee
Kit: They have their uses.
I'm with the guys on this. I am not lazy, but I hate gardening, too.
signed, DrSnarky
Kit: And yet they never miss a meal.
On the post, MUFFDATE:
I would never, under no circumstances subject myself to such torture. Wait. No. If someone offered me $1,000,000, I'd totally do it. You know, sort of like in "Indecent Proposal." Also, I'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1M. What the hell. I'm generous. An even $500G.Basically what I'm saying is apparently I have a price. So you know where to find me, rich people.
signed, Alonewithcats
Kit:I can totally respect this. But I'd have to take the whole $1M to sleep with Redford because I'd have to split it with my husband. Although Redford IS getting old so maybe $500k would cover it.
Bah, the only time I ever had that done, my husband didn't even notice. :|
I might get it done again, eventually, for myself, but never again under the misconception that I'm doing it for him!
signed, AutumnSapphira
Kit: I can see your husband not noticing the lack of hair - particularly if you've previously shaved - but how did he not notice the redness and swelling and WHINING! - or maybe that was me.
On the post, Effing Awesome Father's Day Presents:
Okay, fess up: are you married to my husband?
signed, Jenn Collins
Kit: I'm anonymous so you never know. Maybe I'm his other wife, maybe you're schizophrenic and I'm you're alternate personality...
Great suggestions, all. But the only true need is number ten. Otherwise, how happy could any of the others make me? There is one simple want, though -- not on your list -- that is guaranteed to make any dad smile. I mean, of course, breakfast in bed. To be enjoyed right after that Father's Day blow job. OK, two simple wants.
signed, AlexanderDope
Kit: I'm a married woman, I don't give head.
Thanks for another great week guys. It's been a crazy couple of weeks with the end of school and sports and I don't mind telling you that I am looking forward to the #winepary tomorrow night.
I have a couple of posts lined up for next week - Top 10 things that have made me laugh and a new Writing Assignment - See you then.
Have a great weekend. Enjoy the Sexstice!
Love,
Kit
I love that you take the time to read and share your best comments with us! That is all.
Posted by: Nikki | June 18, 2010 at 09:37 AM
Digging the summer sextice post. Couldn't agree more that a healthy sexual appetite can benefit both partners. It also brings partners closer to one another. In my circumstance, I lose track of the number of nights a week we have sex and can't remember the last time we didn't. I'm definitely the happiest I've ever been in a relationship and wouldn't trade it for ANYTHING! But I gotta say, a sex advocate that doesn't do oral???? Lame! Oral is a two way street that can open new possibilities in the sex department. Keep blogging dangerously!
Posted by: red_i_jedi802 | June 18, 2010 at 10:43 AM
The Sextice just happens to coincide with my "want-to" time of the month! I think we'll all be happy that day! I'll be walking funny Monday, for sure.
Posted by: Tracy | June 18, 2010 at 05:06 PM
A friendship founded on bussiness is better than business founded on friendship. Do you understand?
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