I'll be honest with you, I don't usually do this sort of thing. I'm a good girl, a loving wife, a devoted mother and a dedicated employee. I even have another blog - you know the content-rich type that anybody who's anybody has these days. But the thing is that I fucked up and sent the link to all of my friends and family and even my mother so I can't say shit on there. Not to mention it's got my NAME on it so I can't talk about what a prick my boss is without worrying about getting fired. And I've got enough stress.
So I've got this blog where I talk about my handsome husband and my wonderful kids and my four star recipes and my I-could-be-Annie-fucking-Liebowitz-if-I-wanted-to-be MAD PHOTOGRAPHY skills. I talk about my fantasmic job and my super-freakin'-tastic friends and how lucky I am to be me.
What I don't talk about is the chest pains I have when I think about getting up in the morning and going to work, or about how fake the I'm-a-SAHM-because-I-want-to-be-not-because-I'm-a-fucking-MORON women are who live in my town.
So I decided I needed an outlet. My blog was supposed to be an outlet in the first place until it took on an over-achieving life of it's own!
I can't tell the truth on my blog because it owns me. That's why I'm here.
I can be myself with you.
Love,
Kit
Alright. I'll play along. What the hell, right?
Posted by: Yo-yo Mama | March 17, 2010 at 11:46 PM
Love this concept. I've been kicking around the idea of doing it myself, but just don't have the balls to actually follow through. Obviously you have bigger ones than I do. I'll be following along and enjoying the hilarity that is sure to ensue.
Posted by: Courtney | March 19, 2010 at 11:57 AM
You make me want to find a fake blog for myself. What was I thinking connecting my blog to my Facebook? And then sharing the link with my DAD?!?!
I'm as effing nuts as I look sometimes.
Posted by: Miss Ash | March 20, 2010 at 09:13 PM
Ree? Is that you? ;)
Posted by: bombaygirl | March 27, 2010 at 12:31 PM
I'll never tell.
Posted by: Kit | March 27, 2010 at 09:06 PM
Dear Kit,
Internet here.
I've got your back. Let it all out, now. We'll all feel better.
Posted by: The Internet | March 27, 2010 at 09:47 PM
Brilliant, let it all out so those of us too lazy to have more than 1 blog can live vicariously. Since we all made that newbie error of letting everyone IRL know we were writing a blog and they should read it.
Posted by: The Mayor | March 27, 2010 at 10:25 PM
oh yes brilliant! I'll be following you :)
Posted by: Addansonia | March 28, 2010 at 04:43 PM
I'm sold. Bring it on, Kit!
Posted by: Maryline | August 06, 2010 at 09:35 PM
I just found you on Twitter.
Glad to make your *acquaintance*
I'm KT, you can find me over at www.AnAuthenticLife.com where I spend WAY too much time.
And loving it!
Cheers - and happy weekend!
Posted by: An Authentic Life | September 10, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Just discovered you on Twitter today. Poked around your blog a bit, nodding and chuckling (OK, sometimes laughting out loud...). NOW I GET IT! Totally jealous of your anonymity, not to mention cajones that I can only aspire to. Looking forward to more!
Posted by: Susan-LiseVintageLighting | September 21, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Ew, that is totes my problem too. I started a blog and then told everyone about it. Put my full fucking name on it - pictures, etc. And then I wanted to talk about sex and work and say FUCK a lot and then I got worried. Then I pretty much quit that blog (but still pay the domain and damn godaddy fees) and I went back to my first blog on pop culture. Now, I talk about sex - well, kind of, and I'm getting my readers used to reading the word FUCK and I'm feeling better. Except, I'm still really worried because people know it's me although I've removed my pic and last name. Sheeet, how do I throw the car in reverse and go anonymous? Do I have to start a 4th blog? Good grief. Blogging is so stressful.
Posted by: Courtney | October 19, 2010 at 01:25 AM
Oh, what a grand and brilliant idea! Thanks, Kit!
Posted by: Valarie Weinhaus | February 28, 2011 at 11:44 PM
I'm in!
Posted by: ~Kristina | February 28, 2011 at 11:53 PM
A day (or two years) late and a dollar short, but I've found you and you made me smile! Thank you! I'm actually so much a handful that even though so many friends/acquaintances/family members/etc.. have my blog address, they never actually visit, so I take great delight in being as obnoxious as I please! No FB anymore (my husband grounded me) and no Twitter (I can't figure the damn thing out) so I just bask in my glorious little cave and smile from ear to ear when I discover the fabulous blogs of strangers, such as yours. So yes. Thank you!
Posted by: Miss Annie V. | February 23, 2012 at 02:44 PM