Dear Boss,

Remember last week how we had that staff meeting and you talked about what a great job we were all doing because productivity was up but what you really meant was how you were going to get a big bonus for all of the money you saved by laying off half the office last month and making the rest of us work overtime?

And then remember how I raised my hand and suggested that we automate the ordering system because the MANUAL way we do it is SO time consuming and you said that that was the way we ALWAYS have done it and that it would be easier to keep doing it that way but what you meant was that it would be easier for YOU if I kept doing it even if it means that I'm working 80 hours a week instead of 60?

And then remember how you mentioned that all that extra work I would be doing was "job security" but what you really meant was "toe the line chica because you and I both know that you REALLY need this job to FEED your FAMILY?"

And then remember how at the end of the meeting we were joking about how Powerball was $200M and I said that if I won I would donate half of my money to charity but what I really meant was that the first thing I would do if I won was have a plaster cast made of your penis so that I could tell you to go F*Ck yourself?

I just love reminiscing, don't you?

Love,

Kit

Comments

[Leslie]

Thanks for the laugh! I so agree with you!

[Amydpp]

but yet, a boss's memory seems so short when it comes time for that raise or promotion

I am SURE there is a secret boss society out there, where they pledge to be ASSHATS to their employees, and wear ugly shoes, but that's another matter.

[Sarah P]

BRILLIANT idea!

Your boss sounds like a real winner.

[Steph]

I've been waiting a week for this post! LOL

I'm glad you have a place where you can tell him to go fuck himself, even if you can't do it to his face.

I hope one day you can tell him to his face!

Sorry he's such an ass