Last summer my friend Kelly was going through some old bills and found a recent credit card statement showing a $50 charge at a local motel. When she asked her husband about it he said that he had no idea what it was and that he'd call and have it taken off the bill.
The following month there was no credit. She asked her husband again and he got very defensive. Defensive enough that she checked his email and phone records and found out that he had been cheating on her with a series of skanky women that he had found through Craig's list.
When she confronted him he admitted everything and told her that he was looking for excitement and these women would "do ANYTHING."
Delightful.
She was devastated but they are now trying to reconcile.
Oh, shit. I probably should have changed the names to protect the innocent.
Hey, internet. My friend, her name is Shelly.
Oh fuck it. Kelly knows that her husband is a pig who does skanky trolls from Craig's List in $50 motel rooms. She doesn't need to change her first name. She needs to change her LAST name.
I was literally JUST wondering what is up with men lately?? They have nice, wholesome women at home and they go trolling for the skankiest thing they can find? WTF? Apparently wholesome doesn't do it anymore?
Posted by: Steph | March 19, 2010 at 12:55 AM
Yes, yes, she does.
Dear sweet Kelly, your husband is a pig who doesn't want a wife or a relationship. He would like a series of varied and worn holes of different sizes and textures in which to find deadly diseases to pass on to you. Get a lawyer.
Posted by: Sarah P | March 19, 2010 at 10:53 PM
My God, if you're going to cheat with Pussy for Pay, at least do your research and spring for an escort from a reputable agency, not some skanky vag from the Craigslist Skeez-O-Rama buffet.
That said, Kelly, I don't know you from Adam, but I DO know you deserve better. I'm so very sorry this happened to you.
Posted by: 28thgradenothing.blogspot.com | March 20, 2010 at 02:35 AM
do what my friend did. she rented a place and over a day's time when her husband is out 'golfing', she moved out with the kids. left him the divorce papers and she never looked back.
Posted by: mah-meeee | March 27, 2010 at 05:00 PM