Me(wearing yoga pants that prove my point): In case you were wondering, the Vienna Finger Diet has not been a success.
Me: It's too bad because I really think it would have been easy to stick with.
Him: Yeah, you didn't complain once in the past two weeks. You even seemed HAPPY.
Me: EXACTLY. It's sort of a shame.
PS Today I wore running tights all day so that I couldn't skip running after work. In case you ever wondered why they call them Vienna Fingers it's because you look like a Vienna Sausage in running tights if you eat too many.
You've been warned.